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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

A Reporter From The Sun Sent Lindsay Lohan Panties

A reporter from UK publication, The Sun reports:
SO lazy is young LOHAN, she can’t even be bothered to put on her pants. Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan has behaved like a prima donna since arriving in the UK.

When my snapper caught the serial flasher outside London’s Kabaret club in a skirt leaving nothing to the imagination, I decided enough was enough and had a large pair of Bridget Jones’ knickers sent round to her hotel. Earlier this month she showed her all on a boat in Venice. Put it away, love . . .
Why would anyone send Linds some grandma "knickers?" That shit went straight in the trash, as it should.

Can't a girl go pantyless in peace with papparazzi taking pics in front of her as she spreads and pretends not to notice the flashing cameras blinding her eyes while she tilts her head to the side and coughs? That's how hot bitches like to do.


The Sun

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:26 AM

    Granny knickers? Not gonna work. Send her a nice thong.

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  2. Filthy, this bitch needs some panties.

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  3. Anonymous4:41 PM

    Why oh why must we see your fish fry?

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