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Showing posts with label Kirsten Dunst. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kirsten Dunst. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Kirsten Dunst's Stalker Must Be Mentally Challenged

Kirsten Dunst filed a restraining order against her alleged stalker, Christopher Richard Smith. KiKi said,

"Mr. Smith has repeatedly shown up uninvited at my place of residence in Los Angeles, going so far as to ignore police warnings, bypass my personal security measures, trespass on my property, and attempt to gain entry into my home.
"Mr. Smith's sudden, aggressive, and harassing efforts to contact me are extremely frightening. I fear not only for my own personal safety, but also for the safety and well being of my housemate and assistant," the declaration continues.
A private security guard added that Christopher has repeatedly ignored police warning and was arrested and placed on a 72-hour psychiatric hold. The temporary restraining order was issued on Nov. 26 and a Dec.22 hearing is set to determine whether the order should be extended.

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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Kirsten Dunst's Boobs Are Scary

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Old men in senior citizen homes are hanging this on their walls in their rooms as we speak. Actually, the more I look at this pic the more I think her boobs look like cow udders. I bet if you open her dress a little more you'll see the other 4 hanging there. With as much as she drinks it would just be curdled, sour milk anyway. Moooo Kirsten, and get that snaggle-tooth fixed already!

Thursday, March 29, 2007

When Snaggle Tooth Meets Snaggle Tooth

Kiki Dunst has a new fug face to stare into her eyes and keep her warm at night. Kiki and her new man, Razorlight singer's Johnny Borrell have been seen all over town happy together. They're soulmates.

Kiki is also staying at his place in London for a while. She's attended his shows and she looks like she couldn't be happier.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Kirsten Dunst Is Really Excited About Going Back To School

Homegirl is on crack!!

Kiki Dunst has taken a break from acting to attend art school. Kirsten told W magazine:
"I have my student ID - it's so exciting! I was showing it to my girlfriends in a restaurant recently. I'm like, 'I can get money off movie tickets now!"
Yep, that quote confirms Kirsten's hooked on the nose candy, and that she's cheap. Explains her hair, her clothes, her face. All my questions have been answered.

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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

The Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pictures All Over The Internet

These pics could make any straight man queer in a heartbeat. Suddenly, I feel more heterosexual. Works both ways.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Quote Me Of The Day: Kirsten Dunst

To the paparazzi:
"Oh, look who's being rude and filming us all, what an exciting life you have, what a great job. Go find your passion!"

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Friday, January 19, 2007

Fugly New Couple Alert: Kirsten Dunst and Adam Brody

The two were seen getting cozy together at Hyde. That honestly doesn't mean anything cuz Kiki Dunst was recently linked to Orlando Bloom before he wiped the gunk outta his eyes and decided to stay away from her face, and her everything else.

We'll see what's up with these two. Kirsten's kind of too A-list for Adam Brody. I'm not hatin' on OC folks, but their careers will more than likely die with the show. I see it in the cards. I can predict the future. I'm gonna go take a piss now. See, I saw that coming.


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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Kirsten Dunst Is Too Ugly To Sell Vogue. I Could Have Told You That

Vogue editor, Anna Wintour was not happy with Kirsten's Marie Antoinette shots for the September Vogue and demanded it be re-done.

Kirsten's publicist, Stephen Huvane and Anna had an argument over the pics.

Wintour was dissatisfied with the initial images from the Annie Leibovitz shoot, which took place at Versailles and featured elaborate costumes from Marie Antoinette, and demanded it be redone—prompting Huvane to wonder aloud to several friends whether Wintour hasn't amassed too much clout.

In the end, he may have had a point: the cover was a flop on newsstands, selling far fewer copies than the September 2005 issue with Sarah Jessica Parker.

"There was some back and forth, but we worked with [Huvane] and worked it out," says a Vogue spokesman.
You can't take a pale ass beeyotch, drench her in powder, then think she'll look hawt and sell copies. Kirsten's spread should have shown off her sole asset, (her rack) and maybe sales would have been higher.

Anyway, Kirsten's not with Orlando Bloom anymore. That's all I care about. :)


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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Hot New Couple Alert: Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom

Should I really call them a "hot couple" if only one of them is hot?!
"They were kissing and cuddling in the corner of the lobby bar and didn't seem to care who saw them. They even stayed past closing time because they were enjoying each other's company."

The Chateau Marmont is not the place to go if you want to keep a blossoming romance under wraps, one source tells us, adding: "It's like coming out without actually issuing a statement."

Orlando and Kate broke up in September after a rather tempestuous four years. A close pal of Orlando tells us: "Kirsten reminds him of what Kate used to look like before her dramatic weight loss. It was so much fun for him to be with her because she seemed carefree and not obsessed about fattening foods. Kirsten can also let her hair down a bit and isn't worried about being the most fashionable girl in the room.

"Orlando likes that she can look a bit dishevelled, he thinks it's sexy. Kate would never go out unless she looked perfectly coiffed and that got a bit tiring."


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Friday, October 20, 2006

Is Kirsten Dunst Hot Now?

Here's a shot of Kiki leaving the Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
Dare I say she looks good? I'm startled.

Monday, October 16, 2006

How Do You Prefer Your Kiki Dunst?

Here's Kirsten Dunst at a recent Marie Antoinette premiere. Ya, another premiere. This film is major, she's gotta span the globe a few times.

Do you prefer Kiki with a grin?


Or hiding her yellow snaggle tooth?

Monday, September 11, 2006

Up To Speed: What happened over the weekend

Kirsten Dunst Says She's A Freak
Kirsten and Jake Gyllenhaal used to date for 3 years. Kirsten didn't hold back in a recent interview with UK publication, News of the World.
Some excerpts from Kirsten's interview:
We tried to spice things up — we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea. The only place we didn't have the guts to try was in a walkway in a hotel because we thought we might get kicked out if we were caught.

Maybe I'm a weird girl and I just needed a good freak to match me. Jake and I couldn't last. He's a stay-at-home boy and I'm an out-on-the-town girl. I'm so young, he's so young and I just keep thinking now I need to be on my own.

Jake was the love of my life. I was brought up on movies and storybooks that say I'm going to find my soulmate, get married and have a perfect life. Maybe one day that will be with Jake.

He's a dork. That's what I love about him. I feel so young and there's still so much to do and see. But I'm not seeing anyone else and as far as I know neither is he...
I don't know why everyone is calling this bitch a whore and saying she should have kept shit sacred? If I banged Jake, I would hold a live press conference.

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