I just felt like going against the norm and saying something different. Tara is obese.
Oh, Tara Reid! How you never change!
TARA Reid wants nothing to do with her one-time friend Joe Francis. The formerly hard-partying Reid was horrified when she heard Francis went on Howard Stern's radio show and said that not only did he have sex with her, but she was horrible in the sack.
When the sober actress ran into Francis at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party at the Beverly Hills Hilton Saturday night, she tried to run the other way, but Francis screamed, "Hey, Tara! Hey! Over here! Hi!" That prompted her to turn around and say, "Get away from me! Never talk to me again!"
How bad have things gotten for Tara Reid?I totally disagree. I don't want her whore ass in LA, keep the ho in Chicago. She can barf in the bathrooms over there. Shhiiiiiiiitttt.
Apparently, so bad that she'll have to travel all the way to a Marriott in Chicago to get someone to pay her a modest appearance fee in exchange for downing tequila shots,
dancing on top of a bar, and occasionally shouting a slurred "Woooo!" on New Year's Eve, activities which a basic cable channel once paid her to perform at drinking establishments all over the world.
We can't bear to see Reid in such a desperate state, so party promoters of Los Angeles, we beg of you: Please make her an offer to let her stay in town for the biggest (amateur) drinking night of the year;
we're sure the Chicago people haven't sold too many of those $135 and $165 tickets yet, and would be compassionate enough to release her from her commitment if a less embarrassing offer came along.
Tara Reid admits the past two years have been tough on her family and she's convinced that coming clean about her botched plastic surgery has given tabloids and magazines pause for thought.My favorite delusional train wreck. No one's posting pics cuz she's on the D-List.
Tara says, "I think I'm just so misunderstood as a person... It's like every time you see me out they'll only show a picture of me, like, with a cup in my hand. They never show anything positive.
"The last couple of years have been really rough for me, kinda like being in a storm or being in a hurricane.
"Coming clean (about plastic surgery) and getting myself fixed, I feel like it's the end of the storm and I'm starting to see a rainbow."
Tara Reid has credited TV host Carson Daly as the love of her life, insisting she'd be a happily married mom now if the couple hadn't split.WTF is her problem? Carson would have dumped her goose-shaped eggs nippled ass! She didn't stand a chance. Talking to the press bout an ex? I'm so divided on this issue.
The couple dated and were briefly engaged in 2000 and 2001 before they separated, and the American Pie star admits she'll always regret they didn't give their romance more of a chance.
In a recent TV interview, Reid confessed, "I think, ‘Well yeah, if I would have married Carson, I'd probably have kids by now... I wouldn't have had all that crazy partying. My life would have been completely different.'
"I've never loved anyone the way I loved him."
Nearly two years after a red carpet wardrobe malfunction earned her the nickname "Franken-nipple," Tara Reid stopped by the "Today" show to discuss the pain and agony of her plastic surgery nightmare.I just had to post this cuz I think that shit's hilarious. But wtf does a goose-shaped egg look like?
"It looked like I got completely butchered up," the actress told Natalie Morales. "The areolas ... they looked like goose-shaped eggs."
Constant train wreck Tara Reid is truly scraping the bottom of the barrel these days.Ya gotta love this has been. Purchase this shit outta pity. It does look funny.
The former major movie star has fallen beneath the level of straight-to-DVD actress, and will soon star in a film set to make its big premiere online.
Starting this Halloween, those who care will be able to watch Tara run for her life in the horror flick "Incubus," which will be available for purchase on AOL RED ($7.99 will score you a permanent copy of the movie, $3.59 for a 5-day-rental).
While the film will eventually be released on DVD, it will be impossible to burn the downloaded copy to disc.
Tara Reid says her first boob job was a "horrible plastic surgery that left me very scarred.The only thing tired is Tara's saggy boobs. After her implant reduction, her tits still sag, and bitch has no career. Dunno if she'll do Surreal Life first or Dancing With The Stars? It's a tough call.
My breasts were uneven . . . my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I'm in Hollywood, I'm getting older, I'm going to fix them . . . but I didn't do my research."
Reid also denies being a big boozer. "I'm not always drunk. My picture is only taken when I have a cup in my hand. Trust me, my body is tired."
