Katy Perry Slimmed at Kids Choice Awards

Katy Perry asked for it! Katy Perry told everyone on Twitter that she will not get slimmed at the 2010 Kids Choice Awards, and that's probably why she was slimmed. Ha!

Katy said, Hope I don't get none of that disgusting booger slime on me @Kids Choice Awards 2night... I'll slap the ho that ruins my weave, nails, face!

Better luck next time.

Katy Perry Celibacy Quote Just a Joke?

Katy Perry is saying that she's a slut and that's why she's not taking a vow of celibacy, she says her quote was taken out of context. Katy Perry told TV Guide,

"I've actually taken a vow of celibacy this year. No kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry."

I dunno what this bitch has to do in order to make me like her, even a lil bit.

My hatred began with her annoying, gets-stuck-in-your-head song, then it continued when I found out she wrote it about ScarJo, someone she never met nor kissed, and my hatred just grows deeper like everyday.

The only thing that can cure it is when her 15 minutes implode. It'll happen, but I'm impatient. I want it to happen yesterday. If Katy were Ashlee Simpson, a chick I like, I'd think her quote above was cute, a lil funny even. But coming from an attention whore, it's contrived and stupid and something she will probably write another fucking song about. "I kissed a cat and I liked it!" Then the cat scratched your throat out, bitch. I'm bad! I know, just saying.



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