Kelly Osbourne Rehab AGAIN

The Osbourne family is one effed up group of white folks! Ozzy's daughter Kelly Osbourne just can't seem to get it right. Ozzy can't seem to get it right either, Sharon attacks women half her age and Jack seems to be the only somewhat stable one. What is it about white folks and drugs? Seriously. Just saying.

I was just saying a couple weeks ago that Kelly Osbourne was looking good. Ever since then it seems like everything has gone down hill. She was recently arrested for slapping a bitch. Now Sharon Osbourne has confirmed to Radar Online that Kelly is back in rehab.

"Yeah, Kelly's in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we're proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she's getting it."

Sharon didn't want to reveal the location of the rehab facility where Kelly will be for at at least the next 30 days, except to say that it was outside the L.A. area. Nor did she want to discuss what she's getting help for. "Kelly will tell you herself when she gets out," Sharon promised. "We just pray that everything's going to be okay."

Sharon said that Kelly had been working steadily with her, dad Ozzy Osbourne and brother Jack on Fox TV's new Osbournes Relodaded variety show prior to her entering rehab. "She been working right up until she went in."

Her voice choking with emotion, Sharon ended by saying, "This is one of the absolute worst things that a parent can face, for their child to go through rehab. And not once, but twice. "However, we are all very glad Kelly's doing it."

It's so disappointing, but it's good that she's getting help. Kelly struggled with a painkiller addiction back in 2004 when she checked in to rehab. A little over a year after that Kelly checked into another drug treatment center after she relapsed. We can only speculate that this is the case again.




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Kelly Osbourne Arrest Zoe Griffin

Here's a picture of the woman Kelly Osbourne slapped, Zoe Griffin. The SoHo club brawl began after Zoe Griffin called Kelly's fiance Luke Worrall "stupid" because he didn't know how earthquakes are caused.

Kelly was at a SoHo club when Zoe insulted her man, prompting the attack.

'She was arrested for common assault relating to an alleged incident in Soho in the early hours of 29 August 2008.' She has been bailed until a date in March.”

In an interview with Closer magazine, Kelly said,

'I’ve never been this mushy with anybody ever before, but this time I can’t help it. He’s perfect. Everything about him is brilliant. 'I’m happy. I love him and I’d do anything for him.'

Isn't this romantical? You know it's love when you're ready to fuck a ho up when she says some shiz about your dude! I wanna slap that Zoe bitch myself just because she needs to whiten her teeth and cover up her fivehead.





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Sharon Osbourne and Megan Catfight at Rock of Love Reunion

In an ironic twist of events, you can't make this stuff up, Sharon Osbourne grabbed Megan's weave and ripped out chunks of it during the Rock of Love Charm School Reunion show.

Well well well, I guess I can forgive Vh1 for making all these Zlist reality shows because the reunion shows are always better than the actual show!

According to Megan, the whole thing started after Sharon took a verbal shot at her, and the Charmed School" contestant responded by telling Sharon she is only famous for managing a brain dead rock star -- and then all hell broke loose.

Megan says Sharon ran across the stage and grabbed hold of her weave, refusing to let go. She continued to pull and scratch until security separated the hos. Megan went to the hospital Sunday afternoon and filed a report with the LAPD last night.

The LAPD says Sharon is a suspect in a minor battery. No charges have been filed.

Investigation pending.

I actually like Megan! And her attention whore ass only said that so Sharon would cuss her out and she would get a 16th minute added onto her 15 minutes of fame. I wish it were Lacy or Heather or Rodeo! Can't stand them bitches. OOOOoooh, or Dallas. U.G.H.

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Kelly Osbourne Engaged to 18-year-old Model Luke Warroll

Kelly Osbourne, 23, is engaged to her 18-year-old model boyfriend Luke Warroll.

According to a Sunday newspaper, Luke yesterday changed his online relationship status to ‘engaged to Kelly Osbourne’.

His profile page has been inundated with congratulatory messages from friends and family.

Relative Nicola Worrall wrote: ‘I’m pleased for you both xx’, while former babysitter Claire Merchant added: ‘Wow, you’ve come a long way from the little boy I used to love babysitting for’.

Luke is thought to have had the stamp of approval from Sharon Osbourne at a lunch meeting in July, but it is unclear what her reaction is to news of an engagement.

There's just something about fame that makes ya want something stable, and marriage is seen as an institution that provides stability. Sigh. They'll break up by 2010.

Good luck and congrats!

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The Posh Haircut Is Ruining America

I know Kelly's not exactly rocking' "The Posh" but that shit's close enuf. Jenny McCarthy definitely is.

Here's Kelly Osbourne, Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra at the opening of Ripley's Believe It Or Not in NYC.

Jack Osbourne and Paris Hilton Had Sex

Although he's not so hot, or at least he definitely wasn't before he lost like 70 pounds, Jack Osbourne was always gettin' him some tail. In an interview with British reporter Vic Newton, Ozzy Osbourne said:

“Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of Kelly or Amy — which one was it, Sharon?”

Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: “She was Jack’s, erm, friend.” Ozzy’s jaw dropped and he exclaimed: “He didn’t shag her, did he? Well done, my son!”

Ozzy said "well done" about Jack banging Paris Hilton? Ozzy can barely speak English. Something was lost in translation. And I hope Jack's okay. I dunno if it works just kidding, but I hope Jack washed his dick with Tilex after a Parisite encounter just like Cher's son did.

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Kelly Osbourne In New York City

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This Is What Hugh Hefner Saved Us From

The creative folks over at pretty on the outside gave us a taste of what we would have been in for if Hugh allowed Kelly Osbourne to show off her rolls in Playboy.
I totally agree with Hef. He would have to airbrush Kelly to death in order for her to look decent. His publication would lose credibility. The spoiled brat just isn't qualified to spread and get paid.


*** Anywho, I'll see ya same place, same days (Monday-Friday) next week. Hugs. Smooches. Kisses. Fucks. Bub Bye now. :-p

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Hugh Hefner Says He Will Never Put Kelly Osbourne In Playboy Magazine, "We don't airbrush to that extent"

Hugh Hefner insists Kelly Osbourne will never appear in Playboy, because her body would need too much airView the profile for Victoria Beckham on Celebrity Spotlightbrushing.

The 22-year-old star, the daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, recently revealed she would love to pose for the legendary magazine.

But when asked if he'd give Kelly a centrefold by Britain's Closer magazine, Hugh replied: "I can't see it happening somehow - we don't airbrush to that extent."

Lmao. You know the spoiled brat only wanted to pose to piss off Daddy and her brother Jack. No one would pay to see her rolls. We just ain't ready for all dat jelly.


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Kelly Osbourne Wants To Pose Nude In Playboy

Lord, have mercy.

Kelly Osbourne wants to pose nude in Playboy magazine. The rock heiress is prepared to bare absolutely everything for a centerfold in the men’s publication - but would insist editors touch her up to make her look better.

She says, “I’d go fully nude, but I’d have to have some airbrushing on my tits.”

Meanwhile, she blames her privileged lifestyle for her substance abuse and depression because luxury living brings about extreme boredom.

The 22-year-old has successfully overcome her demons following several spells in rehab - but is always on the lookout for the signs of a relapse.

She says, “It’s so easy for me to fall back into depression. I think it comes with having money. I don’t have to work. I could be sitting bored and depressed at home with a bag on my head.”

It's also "so easy" for her to avoid the gym. If Kelly does drop her panties and spread, or lay there, or whateva, Playboy better work out some contract where the ho will reimburse them for low sales. Scary.


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Jack Osbourne: Would You Hit It?

Jack Osbourne, who recently turned 21, makes a late-night arrival at L.A. hot spot Hyde Lounge on Tuesday. Osbourne returns to work on Jan. 10, when he trains to become a police officer on the new CBS reality-TV show Armed & Famous.

I wouldn't mind if Jack pulled me over. He's kinda cute now.


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Kelly Osbourne Says She Won't Marry Til She's 40

Kelly and Sharon Osbourne attended the London premiere of It’s a Boy Girl Thing in London Monday tonight. The film was produced by Elton John’s bf, David Furnish. Kelly also says she's not gonna settle down just yet.

Sharon Osbourne is hoping to receive an exciting Christmas present from daughters Aimee and Kelly in the future - the star wants to become a grandmother during the festive season.

Osbourne is desperate for her kids to have children of their own - and is so keen, she doesn’t care who the father would be.

She says, “I am absolutely dying for grandchildren. I keep saying to the girls, ‘Go get pregnant. I don’t care who with, just get pregnant.’”

But daughter Kelly insists she’ll not be the first Osbourne to give her mum a grandchild.

Kelly says, “I’m sure I’ll have kids one day but not now. Everyone I like is gay or married. I can’t see myself getting married until I’m 40.”

40 sounds good. Who wants her ass right now?


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Quote Me Of The Day: Kelly Osbourne

"My dad will say, 'Ooh, what's this?' and pinch my double chin, but I'll just ignore him. Overall I like what I am and I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks."

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Sharon Osbourne Flashes Her Boobs To Her Son's Friends

Sharon Osbourne recently left her son Jack totally embarrassed when she flashed her surgically enhanced breasts to his friends - although we're sure they weren't complaining.

Sharon was so pleased with the results of her boob job - which boosted her bust size to a 34DD in July 2005 - she couldn't resist showing off her new charms to her son's pals.

Jack said, "Mom came in and asked my friends if they liked her new tits, before she lifted up her shirt and flashed to my two best friends."

You know she would have flashed her tits even if she didn't get implants. I wanna be a cool mom too.

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Jack Osbourne's Birthday

(Belated) birthday boy Jack Osbourne catches jungle fever – in the form of his vine- and monkey-studded birthday cake – during a dinner celebration Saturday at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Osbourne turned 21 on Nov. 8.

Quote Me Of The Day: Sharon Osbourne

On Madonna's adoption of an African baby, David:

"Please give me a break it is like getting a Louis Vuitton handbag. It is a crock of shit. If she wants to help the kid she should have got the father a little trade going, a fruit stand or something like that and built him a mud hut.

"Madonna should have given the money to an orphanage, got them a 24-hour paramedic. She should have left him in his own culture, that is what I say."

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Quote Me Of The Day: Jack Osbourne

"Everything is a f**king drama. Everybody over-emotes. When it's sunny everyone gets hysterical, as if forest fires and droughts are going to start any minute. When it rains people start panicking and wanting to start building the Ark before people start looting.

"I sometimes wish Americans would learn a bit from the British about how to be emotionally repressed."

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Jack Osbourne Attempted Suicide

There's probably plenty more revelations in his new book, "Jack Osbourne: 21 Years Gone"

Jack revealed that the incident occurred after he rang the girl he was dating from his New York suite and her ex-boyfriend answered the phone. "That was yet another rejection that I wasn't in a state to deal with."

"That night I started cutting myself. I sliced up my hands with a broken bottle. I then reached for a bottle of absinthe that I had in my hotel room, mixed it with water and chugged as much as I could."

"It wasn't easy to keep down, but eventually I knew I had drunk a hefty amount, so I looked around and found several bottles of pills: Soma, Xanax and Dilaudid, a pretty potent cocktail of prescription opiates."

"I helped myself to a handful, swallowed them and climbed into bed. I lay there, my hands bleeding and my head spinning, as I waited for death to take me."

Jack woke up twelve hours later and immediately called his therapist. "There was no small talk. I was weeping down the phone, 'I think I tried to kill myself last night.'"

I can't wait to read this book. It may remind me of Kurt Cobain's Journals - one of the best autobiographical books I've ever read. I'm glad Jack's doing much better.

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Jack Osbourne Loves Pink Panties

Jack Osbourne went surfing, then the papparazzi caught Jack removing his wet suit and putting on pink panties. Everyone knows panties are more comfy than thongs. Dunno why some people are shocked.

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Kelly Osbourne Needs A Stylist

Recently, I've been hearing quite a lot about Kelly Osbourne in the blogosphere. She's been hard at work kicking sand on the beach, and making fashion statements like these.
Here she is with horribly colored hair, a dress, and heels, an attempt to look fierce? Not so much. Look at the skull tattoos on her feet. An immature choice for a spoiled brat. It works for her, fugly matches with fugly...it just hurts our eyes.