Jessica Simpson Forgets Lyrics at Concerts

I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't be caught with a pulse at a Jessica Simpson concert. She can sing but she's usually screaming. Jess keeps it country with her low budget, early 1990's wear "costumes."

The Orange County Register says Jessica Simpson was "forgettable at best," and that her "fame is far more reaching than her talent deserves."

While the review notes she looked good in her cutoffs, her 4o-minute set "lacked energy." The big faux pas came when Jess forgot the lyrics... twice!

Her first slip-up came on "Remember That," and then when she messed up again, the crowd booed her.

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Jessica Simpson Is Still Waiting On An Engagement Ring From Tony Romo

Jessica Simpson is reportedly seeking advice from younger, happily married sister Ashlee.

“[Jessica told Ashlee,] ‘I know Tony loves me, but I don’t know if he’ll ever propose.’ … Ashlee has always been the more realistic, more practical of the two sisters. And Ashlee knows how much her sister wants to be married and have a baby of her own. But as wonderful as Tony is, he is not the marrying kind — probably not for years.”

I don't see an engagement happening anytime soon. I smell an inevitable breakup in the works.

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Jessica Simpson is Fat? She Looks Good To Me

People think that Jessica Simpson in mom jeans is a fat ass, chunky sight to see, but Jessica Simpson has surfaced looking thinner and absolutely gorgeous. Take that!

Jessica Simpson is not fat! She is fucking hawt! Why am I pulling a Kanye! The excessive use of exclamation points is ineffective! Alright, I'll stop.

One of my favorite Simpson sisters read the 44th annual Country Music Award nominations the other day and she looked beautiful. Just look at her tits! And she covers up her arms! Oh shit, the exclamation points are back! This bitch ain't no fat ass Kelly Clarkson. Two Kelly disses in one day, I feel good about myself.


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Fat Jessica Simpson for Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers?

Jessica Simpson is clearly obese now and she needs a professional intervention? Well Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig are making offers to Jessica Simpson. She does need to lose about 15 pounds, she can be their spokeswhore for the next two years, right?! How ridiculous and shameless of these opportunists.

Note to all celebrities: In this day in age you really never have to worry about gaining a bunch of weight. I mean, if you want your career to pick back up, you will eventually have to lose it, but there is help out there. It seems like weight loss companies can never get enough celebrity endorsements. Even Wynona Judd is the face of Ali.

Columnist, Liz Smith claims that Jessica Simpson recent weight debacle has sparked an interest with Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers. Would this be a good career move? I really don't think so. It's not like Kirstie Alley and Valerie Bertinelli are knocking down Oscars.

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Nick Lachey Weighs In on Jessica Simpson Fatgate

Extra asked Jessica Simpson's ex-husband Nick Lachey his thoughts on Jessica Simpson's weight gain. Now you know the last person you want to give his or her two cents on your gut and fat is your ex. It's just so cruel! Nick said,

"I wish her nothing but the best, and I hope she's happy - whatever size that comes in. I can't believe it's this big of a story and people are making such a huge deal about it. I'm never ceased to be amazed by people's reactions to things."

"I hope she's happy" = I'm so not attracted to that fat ass bitch, hope Tony Romo is because I'm glad I got out while she was still hot!




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Ashlee SImpson, 'Jessica Simpson is a Size 2!' But Ashlee Doesn't Say Jess Isn't Fat!

Ashlee Simpson, the hotter and sexier Simpson sister is defending her overweight elder sister, Jessica Simpson, claiming that she's a size 2.

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.

Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend? I seriously doubt it. How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?

Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

Jessica's Simpson's weight is something that really matters! She's my thinspiration. We need to see her fat and fug, Ashlee. And we need to make fun of her because we all secretly have our own issues. It's all therapeutic and beneficial to us. It's actually all a beautiful thing.

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Jessica Simpson Fat

Jessica Simpson is fat. Jessica Simpson has gained weight and her arms are now comparable to the size of Oprah's! Sadly none of her weight has gone to her ass and she looks like a taller, Barbie doll midget. And those boobs are sagging way too low for her age. There ain't nothing sexy about those Double D's papa Joe! Tony Romo will be running for the hills any day now.

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Jessica Simpson Fat

Jessica Simpson keeps gaining weight! Even Carrie Underwood is saying the former pop star is has gotten "fatter."

“She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate. She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”

Carrie's anorexic ass needs to shut it. She was rounder than Jessica when she originally competed on American Idol. That being said, I would say what Carrie said, too, especially after having to gaze at Jessica's uncomfortable, sideways head tilt. That mess will bring out the bitchiness in anyone.

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Is Tony Romo Cheating on Jessica Simpson with Carrie Underwood?

According to what Carrie Underwood is saying, yes, Tony Romo's cheating on Jessica Simpson and he's lusting after his ex, Carrie Underwood.

What exactly did Carrie hope to accomplish by saying Jessica Simpson's current boyfriend still calls her?! Maybe Tony did call Carrie, but he's not going to now that she's blown the whistle. You know Papa Joe orchestrated this TMZ denial.

Tony Romo calls plays. He doesn't call Carrie Underwood.

Sources close to the Cowboys QB tell TMZ Tony "is not calling Carrie" -- despite a recent interview she gave implying that she's ducking Romo's calls.

In fact, Tony's been spending all sorts of "quality time" with on-again-off-again-back-on-again girlfriend Jessica Simpson.

Ok I'm like super, really, thoroughly, utterly effing confused. Why did Tony's sources (Papa Joe) have to say he's spending "quality time" having sex with Jessica Simpson? SO! And ... duh! They're in a relationship, they're having sex. Just because Tony's spending all sorts of "quality time" with his girlfriend does not mean he's not trying to get his wood back into Carrie Underwood.

Jessica Simpson Pregnant, Jessica Simpson Baby Bump Pictures

Jessica Simpson has gained at least 10 pounds and we finally know why. Jessica Simpson is pregnant with Tony Romo's baby. Ashlee's pregnant, Jessica had to have a baby of her own too.

It was Jessica Simpson's first attempt to win over country music fans this past weekend as she opened for Sara Evans at the Country Thunder USA festival in Wisconsin.

It didn't go so well.

Jessica was booed by many at the concert, but there were a few fans in the mix as well.

She told the crowd,

"I don't know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I'm just a girl from Texas. I'm just like you. I'm doing what I love and dating a boy."

Yeah, yeah, we know. You can't be without a boy for two seconds..

Simpson dedicated "You're My Sunday" to her 'boy' Tony Romo, who was there, and sang a ton of covers, such as Willie Nelson's "On the Road Again."

One guy told the local paper, "I'll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert."

Her new album drops September 9th.

Jessica Simpson Real Girls Eat Meat T-shirt Causes Stir

Jessica Simpson loves to eat meat, and she insults Carrie Underwood all in one, with her Real Girls Eat Meat shirt.

The female version of Einstein, Jessica Simpson rocked a "real girls eat meat" shirt, upsetting PETA, of course. PETA said,

“Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken of the sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”

However, it has been claimed Jessica wore the T-shirt to poke fun at her boyfriend Tony Romo’s ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood, who has twice been named the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian by PETA. “Jessica is sick of hearing about how Tony still has feelings for Carrie. She’s obviously trying to poke fun at her rival and let her know who really has Tony’s heart,” a source said.

Carrie is such a strong believer in vegetarianism she once said: “If you told me I could never sing again, I’d say that was horrible, but it’s not my life. If you told me I could never be around animals again, I would just die.”

Okay, Jessica and Carrie both sound like nut jobs.

Jessica Simpson Lingerie Line Details

Jessica Simpson's collection of bras, undies, sleepwear and daywear will hit department stores and online shopping sites just in time for spring of '09.

The girl whose father says "She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" will be launching a lingerie line. Jess says,

“I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.”

This is the best Father's Day present Jess could give to Daddy. Papa Joe's probably been asking her to do this for years, and she's finally obliged.

I'm excited. I'm guessing Jess' line will be pretty damn sexy because Jo Jo's gonna make her model everything and get his approval first. 'More skin, Jess! You want people to buy this, dontcha? I need to see more nips. All the tops should be see-thru, dammit! Stop whining, I'm just trying to help you. Now turn around and bend over so I can see how the back looks.'

Jess already has a successful handbag, sunglasses, shoe and swimwear line.

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Jessica Simpson Fat Pictures, Jessica Simpson a Fat Ass in Black

Jessica Simpson is fat. The formerly skinny has been singer looks like she's gained at least 25 pounds. Yes, Jess, your relationship with Tony Romo is a joke but that's no reason for you to stuff your face.

Poor Jessica. Her little sister is married and pregnant.

Jessica Simpson's Come on Over Single is Horrible

Try to see if you can make it through the entire song without puking.

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson Break up but Papa Joe Begs Tony to Attend Wedding

Jessica Simpson is pathetic! She has Tony Romo, her ex boyfriend go with her to her younger sister's wedding so that she won't feel like a loser. How awkward is this?!!!

Tony Romo is Jessica Simpson's Future Husband

Jessica Ono is telling all to Glamour magazine, where she talks about her romance with Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo.

Just because your cooter was all dried out after John Mayer doesn't mean you should be this excited to have a new man. I feel bad for her. Jess needs to shut up because Tony's using her for sex and he's an athlete! Yeah. They're monogamous and faithful. This breakup is gonna be painful.

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Now, she tells the June issue of Glamour, that she is "in love" with the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, whom she says helped her gain more confidence. She says she even wrote him a song, "Back in My Old Boots."

"He reintroduced me to myself," Simpson says. "I thought that I had to be deeper, more profound and more artsy. You change with the guys you date."Tony taught me that because he loves me [as me]. He made me feel comfortable [being myself] again," she adds.

She dismisses critics who claimed she jinxed his career by showing up at one of his football games that he lost last year.

"Everybody takes everything out on me! But that was ludicrous," she says. "I don't understand why they think that I would be a distraction to Tony. Do they really think he can see way far up in that box? No." - I love my lil Simpson airhead, but NO ONE said Tony was staring at your ditzy ass during his game. Commentators and angry fans said that your presence in the stadium made him nervous. Your presence was a distraction. You don't have to stare at someone to get anxious, Jess. Name one athlete who stares at his or her significant other while playing a game?! Airheads shouldn't give interviews.

On their first date, Simpson admits, "I had butterflies that you would not imagine. I wanted to puke in the cup holder ... It took me forever to put together an outfit!"

He tried to kiss her on their first date. "I was taken aback...."The fact that this guy, on our first date, in the first 10 minutes of dinner, wanted to lean over the table and say, 'This is my girl, and I want to kiss her' -- our first kiss in front of everybody -- was awesome," she says.

Jess is digging her own grave.

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Jessica Simpson Licking Tony Romo Birthday Party Photos

These are pics of Jessica Simpson at Tony Romo's birthday bash but it seriously looks like Smurf porn to me... That's just because I'm a total pervert and sick in the mind.
Who isn't?

Jessica: Hey baby, check out this thick chunk of Smurf sperm on my cheek!

Tony: Wait, you got a little bit on your chin, lemme put that in yo mouth.

Tony: Oh wait a minute, I'll just lick it off for ya. Smurf Juice... just like blueberries! ;)

Jessica: Look! Papa Smurf's lover even took part in the gang bang!

Jessica Simpson Topless Webcam Videos

Jessica Simpson knows how to keep her man Tony Romo interested in her when they're apart, by performing for him in front of her webcam. Jess does sexy little dances for Tony which I'm sure gets his knob hard for a good jack off later.

"Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine. ... She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy.... She thinks it keeps the romance alive while they are far away from each other."

Heck yes she better stay on there till he finishes! You can't leave a man with blue balls.

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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Pictures

Tony Romo is going to dump Jessica Simpson within a few months. He looks completely miserable when he's with her.

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo went out for some grub with a couple of Tony's football buddies and Cacee Corn Cobbs Up The Butt, before heading out to see the 80's band Metalskool Monday night.

An eyewitness at the restaurant said Tony was "sitting next to her looks like the absolute last place he wants to be," and I think that's totally obvious by this photo. His facial expression is saying 'Can we drop this stupid bitch off at the next corner, please!'



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Jessica Simpson OK! Magazine Lawsuit

It's a good idea to stand up for yourself so you can send the tabloids a strong message, but threatening to sue over a new relationship that's probably gonna go bust seems like a waste of time. Good luck with your man, Jess!

Jessica Simpson is fighting mad over a recent OK! magazine article claiming she was dumped by Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

Simpson's lawyers fired off a strongly-worded letter demanding a retraction for an article which claims Romo broke up with the singer because she was high-maintenance.

The letter referred to the article as a "smear campaign." Her lawyers insist: "Mr Romo and Ms Simpson have not broken off their romantic relationship."

A rep for Simpson confirms that the singer's lawyer sent a letter to OK! but had no additional comment.

A source close to Simpson tells Us, "Jess and Tony did not break up. OK!'s story was full of lies."

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