Alas, tomorrow is a new day. I will be back up on the fence waiting to pick a side. Don't make me hate you two days in a row Jessica!
Scary Spice looked like an eskimo hooker with a curled beehive last night at the MOBO Awards in London. 
I actually think I may have been able to overlook the massive amounts of fug that is her hideous pocket zip down dress, but that curled mass of hairsprayed yarn above her forehead makes me want to get violent. I want a catfight with her just so I can rip it out and run before MOBO's security guards choke me and knock me out cold. It would be so worth it.
Gone are the days when Keira was beautiful, here to stay are the days where she's allergic to food and tries to convince the media she doesn't have an eating disorder.
She's gaunt, and without a doubt, she should play Jesus in her next film. Keira shares the same bra size with the holy one, she's even got his chiseled jaw.
What's possibly even worse than her Oscar "gown"?
I don't know who the eff she is and I don't care. Laura Cayouette showed up at the premiere for Grindhouse in an ensemble that highlights grace, elegance and class. She also threw in a feather necklace just because. Thank you, Laura!
Lindsay Lohan has been clubbing for seven days in a row now. It's not her fault tho. That's just the result of checking into rehab for good PR purposes.
Remove their lipstick, their clothes and cover up those scary faces. While you're at it, dye Mary-Kate's roots, tell them to do something about their... uh,... just keep them outta the lens in general. 
Scar Jo looks,... her dress is... her um... her lipstick matches her dress.
Her stylist hates her. I'm assuming she has one. Rachel's still smokin' hawt tho, but not with that dark makeup and 1995 hair mascara. Grunge + glam? Not so much.
A stylist who has worked with Britney Spears is reportedly trying to distance himself from the popstar.I bet Brit's kids wish they could disown her ass too. Why have a stylist if you're gonna pick out your own shit anyway? And why have kids if you're gonna leave them with the nanny all the time? And why make music if you can't sing? And why?... the list is endless.
Britt Bardo has been quick to tell clients and friends that she has nothing to do with Spears's latest look (or lack thereof).
"Yes, I've done Britney Spears, but don't blame me, okay?" said the stylist, whose list of clients include Kate Hudson, Jennifer Lopez and Eva Mendes. "I make her up and she just takes everything off and does her own thing."
