Tony Parker Didn't Cheat on Eva Longoria

Here's the proof that Tony Parker didn't cheat on Eva Longoria. It was all a vicious scam. Details...The 22 year old [model, Hana Nitsche] said that some time ago she was contacted by Alexandra Paressant. “A couple of days ago, she called me again. [She said] I should send her a video.” It was meant to be a casting video.

“She gave me the text. She claimed it was about a love movie. I should recite the given sentences. Of course I didn’t know which Tony it referred to.”

So some model was tricked by a woman no one has ever seen to claim that she had an affair with Tony Parker. As Crazy Days and Nights reports, it’s not likely that Parker’s lawsuit against X17 for reporting the story will be successful.

The woman initially appeared to be believable given the “evidence” she offered and the videos, which weren’t even of her. I would like to see what this Paressant person really looks like as she’s led away in handcuffs and/or sued into the ground by Parker and Longoria.

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Tony Parker Cheats on Eva Longoria? Here's The Proof!

Tony Parker allegedly cheated on Eva Longoria with some whore he met at his wedding. The whore went bragging to x17online claiming this isn't the first time she's hooked up with a married man.

Now here we go again with the text message proof. This shit is fun. I wanna see more fake texts. Preferably ones written by Federsperm about Brit Brit.

X17Online has gained access to text messages Eva Longoria’s husband, Tony Parker allegedly sent to model Alexandra Paressant. The French model is trying to prove that she had an affair with the Spurs basketball player. Each message was originally written in French.

• “I’m at the hotel, relax. We’re going to see each other on Thur. anyway.”
• “I’m back in Barcelona; call me when you get back.”
• “Come; I’m at the Park Hyatt.”

“These allegations are completely, 100% false and untrue,” Eva’s rep said in a statement. “All high profile couples fall victim to these sorts of things in the course of their relationships. It appears that this is not the first time this woman has used an athlete to gain public notoriety.”

“I love my wife,” Tony added. “She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.”

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Will Smith gets too friendly - Ayyyy
This is why suing sucks - RR
When Britney Spears calls in sick - SOW
Katie Holmes won't stfu about Tom - CS
Funniest picture ever - HC
The voice inside your head is brought to you by Taco Bell - AB
Jackass 2.5 on the internet - DS
Hayden's globes are nominated - ND
Posh calls Amy Winehouse a fashion icon - GB
Madonna Dog Dilemma - BB

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Eva Longoria Sex Tape Video Watch It

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Eva Longoria Sex Tape Video Watch It Here

A video tape of Eva Longoria having sex with Tony Parker has been confirmed. The video has made it online, but only on paid for sites. This sex tape will be huge.

Eva did say when it comes to sex with Tony Parker, she's a dominatrix in bed because Tony didn't know anything. Tony only had one lover before they met.

You know Eva Longwhoria created this rumor, but will she leak the tape too? When the video comes out, without a doubt, you know I'm gonna post it here. I'm no Eva Longwhoria fan, bring on the footage, baby! The video will be posted here if the tape exists and emerges.

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WTFug Happened to Eva Longoria's Face?

These FHM pictures look nothing like Eva Longwhoria, which in Eva's case, I'm not opposed to.

But if you wanna rejoice in the fact that you've reached international stardom, it would be nice if you could recognize your own face while you celebrate.I think some of these as in one are kinda hot, even though it pains me to say that. Ouch, that stings.

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Desperate Housewives Welcomes Gay Couple To Wisteria Lane

Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry said he's spicing up the show!

"We're going to have the first male desperate housewives," said Cherry, the show's gay creator and head writer. "They will move into the old Applewhite house and one of the gay men will just have a fractious, hateful relationship with Teri Hatcher."

So who will play the same-sex couple?

Roger Bart, so fabulous as the gay "wife" in the remake of "The Stepford Wives" a few years back would be perfect for one half but he's already played a heterosexual on Housewives and a creepy one at that: Bree's wacko pharmacist beau who killed her first husband, Rex.

Said Cherry about potential actors for the part: "We just started writing the episodes so I probably won't start casting for another few weeks."

So what about Andrew?

Many gay viewers have been especially intrigued with, and invested in, his character ever since Susan caught him kissing Justin (Ryan Carnes) in the swimming pool in the first half of Season 1. Andrew's clashes with his mother Bree (Marcia Cross) over his sexuality made for some memorable scenes in Seasons 1 and 2. After coming out to his mother, Bree says to Andrew what Cherry's mom said to him in real life: "I'd still love you, even if you were a murderer."

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Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham have Lunch at the Chateau Maromont

Unlike Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Will Smith, Jada or J. Lo who've been friends with the Beckhams for years, Eva Longwhoria has bent over and spread her cheeks for Posh.

The always desperate for attention and talentless "actress" Eva Longoria went to David's first game with the L.A. Galaxy - great photo opp. Now the soon to be divorced slut was seen having lunch with Posh at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood.

Remember when this bitch presented an MTV award in a swimsuit? That was only the beginning. Gopher-face Eva will do anything for a lil attention. We all wouldn't mind the whoring if the ho actually had some talent. When will Eva's 15 minutes end? Damn!

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Eva Longoria Vogue Pictures

Eva Longoria's Vogue photo shoot
Eva is so cocky she probably thinks she looks like a banger with her messy hairdo mullet and gopher teeth look goin' on. Her hairstlye elongates her skinny face and bitch is looking wrinkled. I like this look on her.

Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez Pictures

I'm assuming Eva's learning to dance for her wedding to Tony Parker. Shouldn't she be learning with Tony or is she going to do some cheesy dance with Mario Lopez? I think it should be like the dance off in Saved By The Bell. That would be fierce! Why do Eva and Mario look like their practicing with butt-plugs inserted? Either that or they aren't sure how that fart might turn out.

Eva Longoria's Bebe Ads

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Eva Longoria's 32nd Birthday Party

The bitches behind Eva totally wanna push her into that cheap looking cake.Now the bitches are happy they get to eat soon.

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UPDATED POST: Jennifer Lopez, Eva Longoria And Drew Barrymore At New York's Fashion Week

Yeah, that's Kanye West sitting next to 'em, let's just not talk about him, k?

Looks like they were into some kind of conversation. I'm sure it was deep - Global Warming, the Iraq war, Barack Obama, Hilary Clinton, world hunger, AIDS,... ya know, the usual topics J.Lo likes to cover. Actually, they could have been talking about something semi-deep. Eva Longoria looks confused.

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UPDATE:
*** OMG! I was all kinds of busy this week! And I was blogging for another blogger as well. Workin' 2 blogs. One of her readers in particular pissed me off when he left a comment and said:

if it weren't the paparazzi, your no-talent ass would be back to shlepping drinks in a sleazy bar.

He gave me way too much credit! First of all, everyone knows I could never bartend because I'd get drunk while serving shots. Der!

But, I got a bit worked up although I'm aware that insults come with the gossip blogging territory. That angry nerd reminded me to thank you all.

We all know I'm no Chris Rock at times. Shit, I'm no Ryan Seacrest at times either.

It's a challenge to consistently write "lmao," "lol," or "chuckle out loud" posts when you're a gossip blogger for various reasons. So thanks for putting up with me through the good, the bad, the funny, the sucky, the lame, the annoying, the (fill in the blank). There's not a day that passes where I'm not grateful for your visits.

Did I do enuf talking typing? Hope not. I know I thank you visitors like a billion times, but I just can't help it. Luv ya, luv ya. See ya Monday. :)

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Eva Longoria and Tony Parker's 777 Wedding

Eva Longoria and her basketball beau, Tony Parker, plan to wed on July 7 this year at a French castle called Chateau de Chantilly.

"Tony is extremely suspicious and thinks 07-07-07 is the day most lucky to get married on," says a source.

The Desperate Housewives star plans to fly to France next month to discuss wedding details with her event planner and Parker's mom. "Tony wants [his mother] to feel that it's her day as well as his and Eva's," said the insider.

Designer Monique Lluillier is said to be working on a gown for the star. "She's still working out the details," the PR pro says. "Nothing is confirmed."

Maybe they'll get divorced on 09-09-09.


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Could I Do Voodoo With These Dolls?

Now you can get your hands on your very own Desperate Housewives doll! I'm already wet just thinking about it.

I'm surprised that ABC or whoever's behind this would be so bold. The show sucks ass ever since the first season, but I applaud the effort. These dolls look nothing like the real bitches, but their outfits are pretty dead on. Wonder how much they cost? My dog needs a new chew toy.

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Eva Longoria Is Engaged

Eva Longoria and NBA star Tony Parker are engaged.

"Eva and Tony are officially engaged," Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson, says, "The couple have never been happier."

Longoria, 31, and the French-born Parker, 24, a point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, met in November 2004. Though they played coy at first, by August 2005, the Desperate Housewives star confirmed they were a couple, asking rhetorically, "What's not to like?"

The pair weathered a brief split in September but quickly rekindled their relationship in Paris. The couple took in the sights, partied at the VIP Room and dined at the famed Le Coupe-Chou in the City of Light.

In April, Longoria said she is happiest when in a relationship – and said she expects to stay with Parker "forever."

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LINKAGE
Lindsay in AA meetings? Bitch probably arrives drunk off her ass - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Pantyless sluts in Hollywood - Monica Monroe
Britney Spears' crotch shots take the web by storm - Celebrity Smack
P. Diddy's bitch is about to pop. - Juicy News
Bimbo summit starring Britney Spears - Nosy Snoop
Mel Gibson says he feels bad for Michael Richards
Sheryl Crow on cancer
Britney Spears and Brandon Davis. Who's next? - Girls Talkin' Smack
Paris and Nicole, supersized heads - Ninja Dude
Suge Knight says Snoop's a crybaby

Eva Longoria and Beyonce Won't Be Filming A Lesbian Movie Together

"Stop the madness" Longoria tells People exclusively about the false reports that she and Knowles will play a couple in an adaptation of Sarah Waters's love story Tipping the Velvet.

"I would love to work with Beyonce one day. But this is definitely not something we are doing together. It's completely and absolutely not true." "Beyonce and I just did the L'Oreal event a couple of days ago and we were like, 'What is the deal?'" Longoria tells People.

"What makes me crazy is that there are quotes out there, quotes from me saying it's true. But in fact it's not true. And (there are) quotes of Beyonce saying it's about time we had a female Brokeback Mountain. And we're like, we never said that."

Lawyers for the actress are trying to track down the original source of the rumor, but so far have not been able to locate it, according to the Desperate Housewives star.

A spokesperson for Knowles also confirmed that the rumors are false, telling PEOPLE: "This is not happening. We've never heard of this film."

Why the eff is Eva trying to act like she cares?! Trying to get a lawyer to track down the source? The minute her ass is mentioned in the press outside of some skanky Maxim spread she says "stop the madness"? No one feels sorry for her ass. I felt bad for Beyonce.

But I was looking forward to watching this film and laughing my ass off. Sucks.

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Eva Longoria's Fashion Sense

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Beyonce and Eva Longoria Will Play Lesbian Lovers!

Beyonce Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie.

The gorgeous stars have revealed they are set to star in sexy Victorian drama "Tipping The Velvet."

Sofia Coppola is hoping to bring Sarah Water's novel about sexual repression to the big screen and is desperate for Beyonce and Eva to take the roles.

Beyonce said, "We've had 'Brokeback Mountain' so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment."

Beyonce and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can't wait for filming on the project to start.

A source revealed: "They weren't at all coy about the sex scenes. In fact they both seemed to think it would be more fun than doing the same work with a man. It's going to be very hot."

The BBC's TV adaptation of "Tipping The Velvet" caused outrage four years ago with its graphic sex scenes, which included cross-dressing and the use of sex toys.

Without a doubt, this is the most disturbing story I've ever had to post.

I don't like seeing Eva's buckteeth acting in any show or movie because her talentless ass ruins the project. Beyonce is too hawt to have to get anywhere near Eva Longwhoria and pretend she's attracted to her fug.

BUT, the good thing about this story is that Eva's a ho. In the past, she kept telling Maxim that she wants to have sex with a woman, so now is her chance to fulfill one of her fantasies. Eva may actually be decent in this film.

Because I know I'll lmao, I will watch this trash.

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Eva Longoria Tries Too Hard

Here's Eva Longoria trying to be Posh.Eva Longoria is in the new movie, "Harsh Times" with Christian Bale. She showed up last night at the Hollywood premiere trying her best to channel Victoria Beckham.

Eva needs to loosen up those pursed lips. Easy now. Not so hard on the fugly. Bitch looks like shit without makeup, that's all the reason why she should try to look decent under layers of concealer and thick, false lashes.

Somewhere Posh is craving her hair extensions.

Eva Longoria Gets Injured On Desperate Housewives Set Again

A stumble on the set of Desperate Housewives sent Eva Longoria to the hospital, her publicist said.

"Eva slipped on one of the stairs coming out of her trailer," the rep, Liza Anderson, told the Associated Press. "Nothing is broken, but her ribs are very bruised."

Unfortunately, Eva will still be "acting" on Desperate Housewives. Eva's also still with Tony Parker. The "breakup" was a publicity stunt. I expect nothing less from this talentless attention whore. I'm keeping Eva posts to a minimum; she'll do anything for press. Eva will be knocked up on Monday and lose her baby by Wednesday.

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