Christina Aguilera's Son Max is Ugly, Looks Special

Christina Aguilera married for love, if you're going to do that, for fug's sake - ADOPT! Cause Christina's son Max takes after his batboy father. He is one fugly baby. Tragic.

Christina Aguilera's son Max is the antithesis of attractive. I won't say that he is fug, I'm just gonna allow you to read between the lines. Max got it all from his bat boy father and I am saddened for him. He is going to be taunted. He looks like a lovechild of a hobbit and a Siamese mouse.

Christina Aguilera gives her little man, 13-month-old Max, a lift Tuesday after a lunch date in Los Feliz, Calif. Aguilera celebrated her son's first birthday in January with a bash inspired by the children's book Where the Wild Things Are.

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Kellie Pickler Plastic Surgery

Kellie Pickler needs to get some self-esteem and come to terms with her natural looks. What did Kellie Pickler look like before going under the knife? She WAS naturally pretty.



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Jessica Simpson Fat

Jessica Simpson is fat. Jessica Simpson has gained weight and her arms are now comparable to the size of Oprah's! Sadly none of her weight has gone to her ass and she looks like a taller, Barbie doll midget. And those boobs are sagging way too low for her age. There ain't nothing sexy about those Double D's papa Joe! Tony Romo will be running for the hills any day now.

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Rachel Zoe Skinny Pics, Rachel Zoe Saggy Breasts at the Trevor Project Photos

Raisin Face Rachel Zoe showed up at the Trevor Project benefit in L.A. over the weekend looking thick, healthy and youthful. I've only watched an episode or two of the Rachel Zoe Project and I've seen her husband. He's as gay as they come. If any man is married to this, trust me, he's going elsewhere for services, and I ain't talkin' bank transactions.

Should I rub some glue between her pancake tits and try to stick 'em together?

Play racquetball with the space between her boobs and see how far the ball bounces back?

Count her ribs?

Stand still, stare and wonder?

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Jennifer Aniston Topless Pics

What do you think of this Jennifer Aniston topless photo? Her nipples aren't half bad, bigger than dime-sized, but Jennifer Aniston's topless picture makes her look like she has an Adam's Apple. Not a good look for someone who looks like a male from the neck up anyway.

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Michael Phelps Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year

Michael Phelps is unattractive, that's undeniable, but the staff at Sports Illustrated left him hanging. They began Photoshopping his face, but they did not finish the product. The result is a cartoon, mannequin, extremely painful to look at Michael Phelps on the cover. He also needs to keep his mouth closed. Permanently.

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Britney Spears Circus Album Pictures

Britney Spears looks like a transvestite who's missing an arm in this Circus promo picture. Tragic from weave to heels.

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John Travolta Bald Haircut Pics, John Travolta Shaved Head Photos, Goatee

John Travolta looks the worst he's ever looked because he has an egg head. He also looks African American because of his tan and facial features.

I think John Travolta looks like a mixed dude with his head shaved or a really light-skinned brotha?

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Mel B MOBO Awards Pics Dress, Hair and Outfit Possessed From Hell

This is the worst Mel B has ever looked. She's a gorgeous woman, but Mel B's MOBO Awards outfit and beehive hairstyle isn't a fashion don't, it's a fashion NEVER!

Scary Spice looked like an eskimo hooker with a curled beehive last night at the MOBO Awards in London. I actually think I may have been able to overlook the massive amounts of fug that is her hideous pocket zip down dress, but that curled mass of hairsprayed yarn above her forehead makes me want to get violent. I want a catfight with her just so I can rip it out and run before MOBO's security guards choke me and knock me out cold. It would be so worth it.

Paris Hilton red lipstick horror

This is the worst Paris Hilton has ever looked. Someone save her.

Paris Hilton at the Diesel xXx Creative Experiment Party in London. The result is fugness from weave to stiletto. And some fierce wonk eye.

Samantha Ronson penis t-shirt

Samantha Ronson hates men, but she doesn't mind wearing a shirt with a bunch of naked men on it. Samantha Ronson's penis shirt is for The Virgins, a band. You can purchase the explicit shirt at their concerts.

Uma Thurman Bikini Pics, Uma Thurman Fat Gut Bikini Photos

Poor Uma Thurman was photographed recently while vacationing in Corsica, wearing a bikini and slouching, while displaying her pronounced belly.

Although not known to be pregnant, the actress appeared to be, as she enjoyed a vacation with her new fiancé Arpad 'Arki' Busson this week.

It seems it was just a bad shot, other photos from that day don't show such a bulging belly.

But damn, what a bad pic it is!

Solange Knowles Ugly Ass Bitch Pictures

Solange Knowles is ashy, greasy and has cheap, tangled horse hair. Tragic.

Beyonce's fug sister, Solange, looks bad. And remember how everyone was saying Beyonce is sperminated just because she had a ghetto ass shotgun wedding? Obviously that's not true. She's holding off on having kids, good for her.
They do look cute here, though.They were celebrating Solange's bday. Samantha Ronson must be pretty damn good. She was the dj for the bash.

Beyoncé Knowles and her sister hit the dance floor during a party to celebrate Solange's 22nd birthday at a Hollywood Hills mansion, where Lindsay Lohan stopped by, Samantha Ronson played music and the champagne flowed.

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Lil Kim Sex and The City Premiere Pictures

Yes, Lil Kim continues to have more and more plastic surgery done to her face. She is ugly and unrecognizable and the female version of Michael Jackson still thinks she's cute. Save her!

Nikki Cox Plastic Surgery Pictures, Nikki Cox Huge Lips, Restalyne Injections

Nikki Cox was once a beautiful girl but now she's a redheaded Joan Rivers. Nikki Cox lips weigh more than one-third of her body. She's gorgeous but she's insecure and ugly as hell now too.

Fat Mischa Barton Cottage Cheese Thighs Scare Children

Who can save Mischa Barton from herself? She's covered in jelly and she can't act. Mischa Barton's cellulite is the reason why doctors have lipo suction patients. So nasty, it's sad.Damn Mischa! She's got valleys going on in her thighs. I thought my thighs were the large curd cottage cheese but this bitch has me beat!

Tori Spelling, The Gay Icon

Tori Spelling, God bless her heart! Gay people will never talk to her again, except to tell her fugly ass that she sucks and she will never be a gay icon.Tori Spelling told Reuters:

"I'm a huge fan of gays. They love me; I love them. They consider me kind of a gay icon, which they've labeled me as."

Bitch is out of touch! And she needs to visit more gay bars and clubs to find out what they think of her. They'd tell her to work on her face, her hair, her makeup and her fashion. Fugly bitch, please!

I don't really think it's progressive when people say, "I'm a huge fan of the gays!" Would anyone say, 'I'm a huge fan of the blacks!' Or, 'I'm a huge fan of the whites!' ? It makes gay people sound like some accessory or Chanel glasses. Stop it already.

Gays can call themselves, "the gays" but something about straight people saying "the gays" sounds too "us vs. them". And, of course, I'll probably always say "the gays," but just look at that picture of Tori Spelling above her quote? I'm harsher on fugly ass bitches. Call me shallow if you wanna. Maybe you're just not a huge fan of "the shallows."

Rock of Love Daisy, The Muppet Lookalike

You know, I haven't said anything much on her about this Rock of Love season but Daisy seriously looks like Janice from the Muppet Show band.

That has bothered me since the first episode aired! You know Bret can't see beyond her fish lips and balloon tits so she has a great chance of winning it all. I've been rooting for Ambre this whole season so I'm seriously pulling for her to win. I still don't understand why she lied about her age since Bret's no spring chicken himself! No matter who wins it sucks for them cause they have to deal with those bad wigs of his!

Amy Winehouse Impetigo Skin Infection Pictures

My least favorite ugly as bitch remains just that - an ugly ass bitch! This Amy Winehouse infection picture made me nauseous and queasy so I had to post, even on my day off.

Amy is suffering from a skin infection named impetigo.

However, the rash, which she has reportedly been taking antibiotics to clear up, does not appear to be healing.

And in general, Amy's health appears to have deteriorated since her comeback Grammys performance, with her once healthy-looking skin now appears scabby, and blemished.

Send this whore to Beverly Hills so the celebrity plastic surgeons can look at dis ho. She looks so bad right now, like pills and creams won't work and her only salvation is a scalpel.

I hope she gets better soon, and not for Amy's benefit, for my own! Because I'm scared. Can't someone put some impetigo medication in crack so she can put it in her pipe? Is Amy Wino honestly taking her antibiotics? How effective are antibiotics on a crackhead anyway? Bitch may just be refusing to swallow any pills that won't get her high.



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Kevin Federline Fat and Ugly Now Pictures

Kevin Federline is unemployed and he can't even keep himself somewhat attractive by hitting the gym! What a lazy a-hole!

Yo, yo, yo, I think I got a rap, Kevin Federline style:

Daddy Dude
needs to step away from food
all that feedin' ain't doin' him no good
He's got no talent
He's got no skills
His sperm is potent
If only cum paid bills
But for now that not how it be
And I be seein' me some gut
Maybe he be in a rut
But he needs to shape up
Because I said so dammit!

Am I ready for Z-List Celebrity Rap Superstar or what, dawgs?!

Shar Jackson spoke out on Daddy Dude's gut and said,

"It's daddy weight! When you are a full time parent, sometimes you can't focus on you. If gaining a few pounds is your only problem, life's not too bad!"

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