Courtney Love's Blog Is Cracked Out

I AM NOT getting any plastic surgery, iwas musing aloud with some private thoughts, there is no need for me to have any surgeries other than an medical emergency, i think i lost so much weight so fast that it affected my face , ive put on 10 pounds ( thank you Sprinkles cupcakes wic h i must admit are overrated) bad carbs and every ensure is 250 cALories, drinking 8 a day, tons of antioxidents and good stuff plus carbs GOOD casrbs and its made my cheeks and mouth not so sunken, maybe my goal weight was too much, at 510,

i dunno it seemed a very healthy weight according to my dr ande me, drsssssss, ihave about 5 doctors, eveythingf rom my opb gyn to my addiction dr to the best longevity dr in probably the world, etc. this is in now way a response to alleged reports on blogs an dibn tabloids that im "too thin: National Enquirer put me on the cover i was told put me on the cover saying i was 115-! id be in the hsopital at 115!

i do what is best for ME- not what people talk about no matter what i do im going to bw wrong fat ugly too much surgery ( when ive actually had hardly any) thesse accusations of things beyond my nose and mouth are simple bullshit, at least i own it, wich noone else does , so maybe i make a bad celebrity- this is not a "blog" that silly passing word, this is a post.

If you can't pull together a simple word like 'which', you've been on your little drug bender 2 days too long. She can't spell out the name of a punani doctor, but can whip out the word 'addiction' like a pro. She obviously has her priorities straight. I love this crazy bitch! Yeah, yeah I know my grammar and spelling totally suck too. :)

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Lily Allen Doesn't Like Courtney Love

"I am not BFs with C (Courtney) Love, one night with her made me realize why Kurt (Cobain) killed himself. I nearly checked into rehab."

-Lily Allen on meeting and partying with Courtney Love at Hyde nightclub in April

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Courtney Love: Don't Ditch The One-Piece

According to many folks on the net, Courtney Love lost lots of weight, I didn't even think about it, nor did I care. As Bones Richie said, "America is weight obsessed." I agree. Was Court ever morbidly obese to begin with? Big deal.

She's in a one-piece and I don't see any buttcrack or jelly, that's all I care about. If she lost weight too - swell. I miss Leave It To Beaver.

Courtney Love Really Needs A One-Piece

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Courtney Love Outs Paris Hilton?

Courtney Love claims on her Web site that there was a big pile of white powder in the rest room at Paris Hilton's birthday party on Oscar eve.

Now the head of the Foundation for Jewish Camping is skeptical about Paris and Nicole Richie's stint as camp counselors on the next season of "The Simple Life." "Counselors are trained, recruited, and tested," said Jerry Silverman. "We take [it] very seriously."


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Save The Face: Courtney Love

At Paris Hilton's birthday bash on Saturday with her daughter, Frances.
Trying to look decent in Vogue Italia.


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Talk About A Reason To Be Nervous - Courtney Love To Judge "Nirvana Night" On American Idol

The confusion surrounding Courtney Love's alleged approach to appear on TV talent show American Idol has been cleared up - by a program insider.

Love posted a message on her website recently claiming she had been approached by the show's producers as a possible replacement for judge Paula Abdul.

American Idol boss Nigel Lythgoe was quick to respond, stating there were no plans to get rid of Abdul, despite ongoing controversies surrounding the Straight Up singer.

But now a show source has come forward, explaining Love was approached to be a guest judge on the show for a tribute to her late husband Kurt Cobain's band Nirvana.

The insider reveals, "Since Courtney Love owns the rights to Cobain's songs, they (producers) figured that the best way to get her permission was to invite her on the show."

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Courtney Love Won't Be Replacing Paula Abdul On American Idol

Forget those rumors that American Idol wants to replace Paula Abdul with now-sober rocker Courtney Love.

"I did not call Courtney Love and am afraid someone may have misrepresented me," executive producer Nigel Lythgoe said in a statement.

"Courtney Love is a very talented artist, but the judges for American Idol are Paula, Randy and Simon. We have no plans to add to or replace any of them."

Tragic. But if the ho can't pick up on a fake English accent (guessing that the prankster was just actin' a fool), then she may not be able to pick up on talented singers either. Court was bound to let some crackheads thru just cuz she was feelin' their situation. And that's why she's perfect for the show!


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American Idol Loves Drunk Bitches

I'm all for this one. Replace Paula Abdul with Courtney Love!

Simon, Paula, Randy and ... Courtney??? Hold on to your remotes, Idolites, because legendary rock idol Courtney Love tells Usmagazine exclusively that American Idol wants her!

Love reveals that Idol's executive producer Nigel Lythgoe called her office last week inquiring into whether she would be interested in sitting in as a judge on the hit FOX show.

"He called," Love tells Usmagazine.com. "He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant."

Is FOX lining up a replacement for slap-happy Paula Abdul, or just looking to spice up the show with the always-entertaining rocker/actress? Love, who is currently in L.A. recording a solo album, declined to reveal any more specific details.

But a source tells Usmagazine.com that Lythgoe was considering having Love "replace Paula."

Drugs Or No Drugs, Courtney Love Is As Crazy As They Come

Courtney's blogged New Year's resolutions.

become a women of limitless self esteem
help others with at least 20% of my time and money
get this last song- if needed w LP

sign with one of the two deals on the table , asap, ( after the hols both meetings are set and both deal memos have been negotiated i just have to decide if i want to take a risk or be safe and who knows..)

be victorious and positive in all actions
have a happy satisfied child and family

sell the pony get a new horse
try this anthropoligical experiment - get to my goal weight healthily and stay there .

improve yoga practice
do gongyo at night - even if i just do the book and 7 minutes of diamoku
attract only positive people to my home an life
thank all those who have walked it like theyve talked it and let them know i do not take them for granted.

cahnt for the war in Iraq to cease asap
chant for Hillary to win
take nothing personally.
learn an asian language.
dont take no for an answer ( if appropriate) and chase after what i want
tour tour tour

make sure Billy feels i have his back too and not allow him to go off the rails even if it eans confrontation- because thats what friends do

cultivate real and deep relationships with others
get cd out within the next month - arpil latest.

listen to Linda and relax and let the people who would see me fail walk in peace dont feed myself any vitriol from them
dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself.

have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone who treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away

learn about money
keep a journal no matter what
keep writing songs no matter what
know that 07 is going to be the very best year of my entire life to date
know that Kurts spirit is tended to and tend to it daily

help other performers and artists who are unknown or nknown here in the states.
dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds.

be an imnspiration to those around me and remember the mistakes made in the past and take responsibility for them thus not allowing those energies into my life again
another year,

another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that wines okay knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts
chant daimoku for my worst enemies who are not enemies of me persoanlly but whp project thier own insecurities onto me and onto my past drug problem.

make any amends that are left to make.
do not allow myself to be a doormat in relationships ever again
DO NOT SLLOW MYSELF TO BE A DOORMAT INA RELATIONSHIP EVER EVER AGAIN.

learn at least three new skills
make a friend a month or reconnect with an old friend a month and be consistent in relationship

get Biba collection better
get hoous ein UK and Loft in NY or Apt in Cetrakl Park West.
do not lose touch with people when scared to call because i fell less than call anyway.

have fun in tour an find a great touring band, dont care about looks or gender, only quality of musicianishio and energy.
rehearse to exhaustion to get it right.
mean it when i smile.

mean it when i meet a stranger no matter how bnothersome- be sincer and take the damm photo without attitude.
stay pissed off at the world for song usage.
dont get complacent.

keeo a beautiful home and and keep child safe
hopefully start another family someday - soon. meet that guy.

no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s
and last b it def not least

LEARN TO DRIVE
STOP SMOKING GO TO HYPNI THERAPY AND JUST DAMM WELL STOP, LIFE IS MYC HOICE AND I WILL DIE FROM SMOKING UNLESS I CHOOSE TO STOP.

stay macro biotic and do the exercise needed to burtn the carbs off that to stay healthiest.
undertsnad who my enemeies are since a few exacs and bloggers out there seem to enjoy hirtiung me and using the Law let them find interest in another.
rthats it for now.
lotsa love
Court

This is like every word too long. I wonder if she's kept even one of these resolutions so far? Waste of paper. Some of 'em sound good, honestly, but what is it about a former crackhead that makes you think that they're always cracked out?! It's like you can't get past it sometimes. And the nonsensical babble doesn't help.

When Courtney refers to "bloggers" who enjoy hurting her, I'm not one of 'em. I like Courtney Love. She's made one of my favorite albums of all time, Hole's Live Through This, but the bitch is crazy. I'm surprised she ain't in no straight jacket right about now. See, it's all love.

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Courtney Love was queen for a day yesterday while in London filming the Russell Brand Show, which is a European show similar to Jackass.

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Courtney Love Is Going Nude Again

According to sources close to the singer, Love was not planning to disrobe for the shoot, but chose to after becoming “comfortable” with the photographer.

For anyone who doesn't know, I watched part of a Courtney Love and Kurt documentary, Courtney's a former hooker so she really did feel "comfortable" enough with her photographer. She stays true to her roots. Wonder how comfortable she ended up feeling and if she charged him for it afterwards?


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Courtney Love's My Comeback Bitch

I want Courtney Love to come out with new music already! Here she is gracing the cover of Pop magazine lookin' all hot and stuff. For right now, I'm making her my comeback bitch. Whitney's on her way, Britney better be next. =)

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Courtney Love and Her Boyfriend, Who's Prettier?

With more than a year's sobriety under her studded belt, rock 'n' roll rebel Courtney Love is stepping out – with the hand of singer Jamie Burke (who briefly dated Kate Moss and smooched Lindsay Lohan), on Sunday at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills.

This one's too easy. Of course, Jamie's prettier even while Courtney's the one trying to look a lil glam. Her hair and face ruin the look. She'd have better luck trying to sing accapella.

Extreme Makeover debuted last Sunday. Courtney makes the perfect candidate. Couldn't get worse at this point, right?


Actually, I just remembered Lil Kim. I take that back. As I said before, save the face: starring lil kim.


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Quote Me Of The Day: Courtney Love

"Drugs make you an asshole."

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