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Showing posts with label Tom Cruise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tom Cruise. Show all posts

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Tom Cruise Shirtless, Emaciated Six-Pack Abs

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Tom Cruise shirtless pictures show that the actor and cradle robber needs a moobs lift and he looks emaciated. His stomach shouldn't be contorted like he's ready to vom. I think I prefer a lil gut over this look.

Here's what the folks at People think,
Still in Brazil for work and play, a shirtless Tom Cruise shows off his six-pack abs Tuesday while lounging poolside with wife Katie Holmes and 2-year-old daughter Suri (not pictured) at a Copacabana Beach hotel in Rio de Janeiro.





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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Tom Cruise Wants 10 Kids Quote

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Stepford Katie Holmes will be forced to have at least two more, but I'm not sure Tom will meet his 10 children quota.
"I want 10 children. I love kids."
So said the man who will be pushing 0 of those 10 kids through his vag lips. Remember he has two other adopted children with Nicole Kidman whom he never talks about because they aren't as "beautiful" as Suri is.

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Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Suri Cruise Pictures, Suri Cruise Cute Photos

Because there can never be enough Suri Cruise pictures. She is the cutest celebuspawn ever. A living doll, a spoiled brat and one future major fuck-up!

Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' human prop, is photographed nearly every day. Daddy likes it. In fact, Tom Cruise said,
I have to say some of those paparazzi shots of my daughter are incredible. As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child.
But what effect is the perpetual picture taking having on this poor little girl who's becoming all growed up in front of the stalkerazzi? Unlike many child stars, Suri's parents make no attempts to keep her away from the paps. Ever. I think it's pretty sad.

The pics above and below were all taken over the Thanksgiving weekend. Suri needs a vacay.




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Thursday, November 27, 2008

The Cutest Suri Cruise Pics Ever, Suri Cruise Photos

Suri Cruise has been named the hottest celebrity baby by Forbes magazine, but she is also the cutest. Suri Cruise is a living doll. She is absolutely perfect, probably unbelievably spoiled and ready to cause havoc from this day forward! She is so gorgeous! So photogenic! Suri Cruise must never grow up, ever.







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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Suri Cruise Pictures

Suri Cruise is undeniably the cutest baby in Hollywood. Shiloh has nothing on her. Suri's a living doll. Absolutely. Adorable. Suri Cruise, the former fugly ass baby has blossomed into a little bundle of perfection. She is so gorgeous!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Gorgeous Katie Holmes Mad Money Premiere Pictures

Katie's gorgeous!On a side note, Katie has registered for the Boston Marathon. Hopefully, she won't forget her bra the second time around.


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Monday, November 05, 2007

Katie Holmes New York City Marathon Pictures

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Katie Holmes ran in the 37th annual New York City Marathon yesterday finishing the race in 5 hours and 29 minutes. Her Nazi looking hubby Tom was waiting at the finish line with their little one Suri. From the looks of the first picture she didn't seem to be wearing a sports bra, so how she even made it 5 minutes without some boob pain is beyond me. Then again she's not carrying the knockers that Joy and I have. ;)

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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Nicole Kidman's Miscarriage

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In a revealing interview in the October issue of Vanity Fair, Nicole Kidman admits that she and Tom Cruise lost a baby early into their marriage."From the minute Tom and I were married, I wanted to have babies. And we lost a baby early on, so that was really very traumatic. And that’s when it came that we would adopt Bella."
I wonder why it took over 10 years to admit she had a miscarriage? I always wondered why they never had kids naturally. I remember hearing somewhere years ago that she couldn't conceive, but I just assumed that's cause Tom was only giving it to her up the butt. If she ever does have kids, they better inject that baby with SPF before it even pops out cause the lil bastard is gonna be practically albino.

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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Naked?

Nope, but this is the close we'll get for now!
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Monday, August 06, 2007

Suri Cruise Needs Help

Tom Cruise and his doormat Katie were spotted jet skiing with a group of friends along Corsica's southern port of Bonafacio. Later, they were seen with Suri along the coast of Sardinia. Suri looks pissed.

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Suri Cruise Beach Pictures

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Suri Cruise and the fam are on vacation in the south of France. The former alien baby is just too cute! It looks like she's learning how to walk too.Tom's rep also announced that Katie Holmes is not pregnant. I hesitate to report pregnancy rumors cause whenever a female celebrity wears something slightly lose, tabloids claim she's hiding a "baby bump." And whenever a female weighs more than 110 pounds, she's at least two months pregnant! Katie didn't respond to the rumors, she just showed up at the beach showing off her hot bod. Work it out now!

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Suri Cruise Pictures

I've always called Suri Cruise the alien baby because her Dad is nutty, and she did look a lil special pretty much all of the time, but it looks like the fugly has disappeared and Suri has grown into her face. She's way too cute for words!

OMG! Can't believe how cute Suri has become. She really looks like Katie.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Monday, March 12, 2007

Official Proof Suri Cruise Is An Alien?

The alien jokes are starting up again, uh... they never really went away. Suri Cruise was seen recently waving what appears to be four fingers and all, flashing some sign? So what planet did she come from exactly?

Suri's adorable.


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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Suri Cruise Is Getting A Brother?

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be expecting a baby sometime soon.

The weird couple went to West Hollywood baby boutique last week looking for items for a boy's nursery.
The TomKat friend was overheard saying, "We want to be prepared for a baby boy." We're told the interested themes for the room were: sports, nursery rhyme, cartoon and the color blue.

The estimated cost for the eggshell blue-themed room alone is $45,000 -- and would include a custom-made blue and white antique crib, blue bedding and blue walls with floating clouds. The shop was also given a deadline of April 15, three days before Suri's first birthday, to come up with the designs.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

The Stepford Wives Starring Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes raised some eyebrows got shit talkers talkin' with her impeccable doormat/robot/stupid bitch behavior on the red carpet at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.

When TomKat arrived at the afterparty, Tom told his bitch to pose for a picture alone.
"Take a shot of her," he told photographers.But according to an onlooker, the 28-year-old actress refused to take a picture without him.
Tom Cruise then led his robot around by hand, pulling her back and forth while she remained silent and stupid.

Tom, being the gentleman that he is, greeted photographers but didn't introduce his mute ho, who said nothing and stood next to her master, waiting on him to finish his conversations.
He later asked her again to pose for a picture alone, and she finally agreed.

“She looks at him for direction,” the witness tells Us.
This might sound dysfunctional to you, but I want me a Katie. No visible wires, please. Manual programming preferred.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Suri Cruise Is Cute Now!

I knew Suri would come around. What a cutie. Here's Tom Cruise's mom Mary Lee with doormat Katie Holmes and the beautiful little girl referred to as "the alien baby."

Suri's gonna be even cuter when she gets older. You can just tell.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Jennifer Lopez On Entourage, Leonardo DiCaprio's Enron Film

Leonardo Dicaprio will produce and star in a film about the rise and fall of Enron. Based on the book Conspiracy of Fools, the flick will follow a new employee at Enron who exposes the corruption and greed that pre-empted the energy co.'s demise into bankruptcy...

Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller will play fiction's famed Hardy boy detectives in The Hardy Men, which will see the brothers reunite to solve a final case...

Jennifer Lopez will reportedly guest star on an episode of Entourage next season. Talks are in the works for the singer to play herself in the HBO hit.

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Monday, January 08, 2007

Trouble's A Brewin' In The TomKat Paradise

In the January 8th issue of In Touch magazine, they report that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having trouble.
"Tension was already in the air at Tom and Katie’s LA wedding reception on December 9, where a guest saw Katie talked to Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom about the Hollywood hotspot Hyde."

“Katie was asking what it’s like and saying she’d never been,” the onlooker shares. “Kirsten and Orlando were telling her that a lot of their friends go.”

But when Tom walked up and joined the conversation, the tide turned. “Kirsten said they had invited Katie to Hyde, and Tom got a concerned look on his face. He said, ‘Oh, that’s no place for you or me to go, Kate.’”

When Katie walked off with Tom, 44, “she looked really embarrassed,” the witness says. “It was like she’d just gotten into trouble.”
Katie probably got a spanking when she got home. This is why Tom doesn't like her leaving the dungeon unattended. And where's Suri? I haven't seen that work in progress in a while. Maybe she's cute now.


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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Tom Cruise Should Have Busted His Girdle Wide Open

He got to eating as the food was being prepared at his publicity stunt wedding.
Tom Cruise couldn't wait to start eating at his wedding to Katie Holmes, it has been claimed.

The "Top Gun" actor - who reportedly wore a corset to hide the weight he has gained when the couple tied the knot in Italy last month - began gobbling pizzas as soon as they were cooked after the ceremony.


Princess Maria Odescalchi who hosted the wedding at her family's castle revealed to Hello magazine: "Tom at one point started eating pizzas in the kitchen as they were making them!"


Odescalchi gushed: "Tom likes the very simple things in life."
Tom ate. He's wearing a girdle. This is good. He can't do any action movies right now while he's all bent outta shape. But why the eff can't he do sumthin' bout those butter teeth? Can't believe Katie kisses that. I totally believe this story. It's like the more Tom eats, the less he brushes. Narsty.


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