Twitter: Demi Moore Ass

Ashton Kutcher posted a link to a photo of Demi Moore's butt. Demi is in shape and she is sexier than me even though she could be my grandmother.

Ashton Kutcher Defends Michael Phelps

Of course British tabloid News of the World would be interested in taking down American Olympian Michael Phelps, but celebrities are on Michael Phelps' side. Ashton Kutcher sounds off.

Ashton Kutcher on the Michael Phelps bong picture scandal.

"God forbid he hit a bong. Go ask your 20-year-old kid what they did last weekend. I'm not saying it was a smart move. But he doesn't need to be publicly outed for it.

"Whoever put the pic out is an ass!"

I couldn't have said it better myself, Ashton! The backlash is completely ridiculous and can you imagine how paranoid Phelps will be now?!!! Kinda sad. He can't take an effing hit without a scandal and whoever took the picture is really a piece of trash.



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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Twitter

Demi Moore's Twitter mrskutcher and Ashton Kutcher's Twitter aplusk are both somewhat mysterious - they don't go by their real names, but you know it's them because only these two could Twitt such nonsense and let the world in on their private IMs. They are so getting divorced. Ha! What can I say? I want Ashton's cock to gag me, and only then will I shut up.

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Ashton Kutcher is Harvard Westlake's Most Enthusiastic Football Coach

Ashton Kutcher goes crazy on the Harvard-Westlake football field as he cheers, encourages and coaches his team. Ashton Kutcher can't contain himself. He is so adorable, but is he an effective trainer?

Ashton Kutcher leaps into a new role on Friday – as the very enthusiastic assistant football coach of the Harvard-Westlake Wolverines in Los Angeles.

Ashton Kutcher At The 6th Annual GM Fashion Show In LA

Oh yeah, I guess some other celebs were there too?!

Ashton Kutcher In Versace

From sporty to stylishly coordinated in black, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore (both in Versace) also show their support for style icons Gianni and Donatella Versace on Thursday.

Ashton really needs to get ugly, like yesterday. Torture. What an a-hole!


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Demi Moore Is Trying To Keep Her Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher, known to his step-daughters as “MOD” or “My Other Dad,” could be having a little one of his own.

That’s right, the actor and his wife Demi Moore are thinking about having kids.

“Most definitely,” Moore tells Vanity Fair magazine in the February issue.

"Once you hit three, where you're outnumbered, it's really, like, 'What's the difference between (three or) four or five?'"

Moore, 44, has three teenage daughters with ex-husband Bruce Willis, while a baby would be a first for Kutcher, 28.

At 44, shouldn't she have already procreated with my man candy?! The ho is just talking nice to keep her man by making stick-around-and-stay-tuned type of statements like this.

Get knocked up already, Demi. You look young, so why not do something youthful and get sperminated?

I'm jealous. I just wanna borrow Ashton for one night, one hour, one day, okay,... maybe one year. I'm becoming so honest in 2007. Oh no. Actually, that's the first time I'm mentioning that I wanna bang Ashton in '07. I'm starting the year off on a good note.


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Not Feelin' The Mustache, But I'd Still Hit It

Looks like Demi Moore is calling the shots as she and (newly mustachioed) hubby Ashton Kutcher take in Sunday's basketball game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the New Jersey Nets at the Staples Center, where the home team finally prevailed in a 99-93 win.

I really need to go to another Laker game. :-p

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Bobby Premiered Last Night In Hollywood

Lindsay Lohan is in the film. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher also showed their faces. No complaints here. Demi also stars in Bobby.

Would You Spend This Much Money For Ashton Kutcher?

A British paper has asked a few cosmetic surgeons how much money they think Demi Moore has shelled out for plastic surgery and what kind of work she's had done:

- liposuction to her hips, inner and outer thighs and stomach: $16,000
- breast implants for the 1996 film Striptease: $11,000
- subsequent surgery to have implants reduced and a breast lift: $9,500
- brown lift: $3.600
- chemical peel: $10,000
- teeth veneers and laser whitening: $6,200
- collagen injections: $200 per treatment
- nutritionist, personal trainer, yoga instructor: $165,000
- knee lift: $5,000
Total: $226,500

$226,500 to look good for Ashton? So worth it. Demi knows competition out there is fierce.


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The 10th Annual Hollywood Awards

Just some pics.
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Ashton and Demi

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Ashton Kutcher Used To Be A Slut

Here's an excerpt from Ashton Kutcher's interview with Details magazine:
On his single days:
“It’s like this. You’re in the club. You’ve got a bottle of vodka. You’re standing up on the couches. You’ve got your right-hand man [Diddy] standing there. You’ve got Danny [Masterson] and Wilmer [Valderrama] and all of our guys hanging out, and the f—king girls are fighting to see who’s going to be behind the table here … Like, f—king fighting!

Like gouging other b-tches out of the way! And then you go, ‘All right, we’re going back to blah blah blah,’ and then you’re moving as a mass through the club, and you pick up about 15 or 20 more along the way. Now you’ve gotten into a car with, like, four select girls and you’re at the new space, and you just start certain things up. It was so ego-fulfilling. It was retarded.”

Now I'm really pisssed that I didn't meet Ashton before he met Demi! Damn it. If anyone hit his shit, send me an email so I can know how he is. Damn!!

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Because He's Hot Post: Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher is in this week's Parade Magazine. Some excerpts:

“My relationship is not for sale. My family is not available to sell tickets or magazines.”

Kutcher is careful not to “encourage the unfair and abusive aspect of the curiosity about us,” he says. Still, he beams about his new role as ‘the other dad’ to wife Demi Moore’s three daughters. “There is not a human being that I could love more than those girls and their mom. If I had a daughter that was of my blood, I wouldn’t love that child any more. I feel like I have three kids and we’ll see whether we’re given another child.”

Kutcher, grew up poor. “I’m still a penny pincher,” he says. “I went out and got a Vespa because I can drive all week in L.A. on $6 of gas.”

“I could be totally comfortable on my first date with Demi. It was just there. We had one argument in the first three months of dating, and since then we haven’t had any. We deal with issues before they become arguments. I’ve never tried to change my wife, and she has never tried to change me.”

“We waited to get married until we felt like we were already married. It does bad things when you turn the other person into the ball and chain in your life. My relationship with my wife has the same energy as before but more depth.”

I like me some Ashton. I love his personality. Only he could pull off Punk'd with such enthusiasm. I'm happy that he's happy, and if he was older than Demi no one would care. He's courageous for being with her...and he's hot, so any reason to post his picture is good enough for me... because... he's hot.

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