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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Paris Hilton Perfume, Fairy Dust Stinks, Coming Soon

Four fragrances just isn't enough! Paris Hilton is releasing her fifth fragrance, Fairy Dust.

In the ads, the infected heiress dresses up like a low rent skank version of Tinkerbell. Her top does not match her blue skirt or wings, her belly button looks penciled in and that ish on her legs looks like a cartoon doodle. Her neck appears to be thicker than her thighs and her head looks ready to snap off. I wouldn't mind.

Anyone want some Photoshop work done? Hire junior high kids, they'll do a much more thorough job.

Paris' skank juice hits stores mid-October.

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