Lauren Conrad is a Skinny Ass Bitch, Needs to Eat Something Stat!

Look at Lauren Conrad's protruding collar bone above her shoulder and her thin arm!!

Although she doesn't have any tits, and having weight on sometimes helps, it seems that LC keeps shrinking in front of the lens, right before our eyes.

The camera adds weight and whenever you see these celebs up close and under heavy concealer, it's shocking just how tiny they actually are. Lauren Conrad is one of dem bitches. Her head is looking oversized, not much smaller than the width of her hips, she's got bags under her eyes and her face is much longer. She's lost most of the baby fat in her face that makes her look cutesy to begin with. She looks awful. Eat sumthing, bitch!

Lauren Conrad lives it up Saturday at a party she hosted at Christian Audigier The Nightclub in Las Vegas.