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Monday, January 01, 2007

Britney Spears' Newest Conquest

Miss Britney Spears was spotted at Scottsdale's Jackrabbit Club on Friday night getting hot and heavy with none other than Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart!

Our Scottsdale spies contacted us this morning to let us know that Britney was at the club -- trashed out of her mind and muttering that she could "totally lose the weight again if she wanted to" --

and later was hooking up with Leinart. Brit spent the earlier part of the evening at Scottsdale's Sanctuary, her favorite local resort.

Leinart used to get it on with Britney's former BFF Paris Hilton, who is apparently no longer so close to Britney, as the heiress has been heard referring to Brit unlovingly as "The Animal." Is this Britney's revenge?
I'm kewl wit it. Matt's in the NFL. He works. Funny how everyone is better than Federsperm isn't it?

But Matt's girlfriend (I guess his ex) just had his baby like 3 months ago. Don't get knocked up by a jock. Obviously, Brit sucking down Matt doesn't mean anything. She's a ho and her whoring has just begun. Stay tuned.


evil beet

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