Jessica Simpson's Christmas Message To Her Fans

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“happy holidays to all of my fans. i am spending much needed family time in the colorado rockies. i send y’all my genuine huge smile hoping it makes its way to brighten your christmas day…very dorky rhyme, but hey what can i say…i am a dork.

daisy doesn’t enjoy the role of santa in this picture, but the idea was just too cute to resist. i love all of y’all with my whole heart and my hope is for each and every one of your christmas wishes to come true. thank you for always inspiring me to be better in everything that i do.
xo jess”

Hmmm... I actually love it when I can hear Jessica and Britney's southern accents. When they're not being all fake and trying to sound sweet or professional, that southern sound comes flyin' out.

Britney has a real strong accent when she's not bawling like a dork to Matt Laurer on Dateline and it's pretty strong during her reality show fiasco aptly titled, Chaotic, and various other times when you listen to the Mother Of The Year speak.

But as genuine as their accents are, doesn't Jessica's "y'all"s seem overdone? I dunno. I say y'all myself and I type it out too, so it probably sounds worse comin' from me, y'all.

Outside of that, Jess doesn't hesitate to remind us all that she's dumb, "i am a dork." It's an act. She's probably more of a bitch than a dork, but it's real cute and sweet that she sent out some holiday lovin'. Hope you guys had fun too.
"xo joy" - I'm original.