As Far As I'm Concerned, This Is A Lie

This pic doesn't go with the story, but I think it's too cute, so I had to post it.

BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE are to wed in Africa — to the beat of tribal music.

They plan to tie the knot before Christmas in a South African village near Johannesburg, friends revealed yesterday.

Chum OPRAH WINFREY, 52 — who founded a girls’ school there — is said to have been invited. Madonna will also be among star guests.

One pal said: “They are treating their marriage like a spiritual affirmation.”

Pitt and Jolie were unavailable for comment.

Angie and Brad don't like Madonna, so why would they invite her ass to their wedding?! Not happenin'.

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