Up To Speed: what happened over the weekend

Patricia Arquette: If ya got it, flaunt it.
No one wanted to see how much she's workin' wit, but at least her balloon tits takes some attention off her face and plaid dress.

Here's some shots of Matthew McConaughey joggin' without his boxers.Looks like he's got lots of coils and not enuf hose. Narsty.

And Parisite has a new boyfriend (victim), a model named James Neate.
Apparently she looked very proud to have him on her arm and held his hand a whole lot Thursday night. If all these men don't mind getting infected, why should I? Because after their relations with Parisite, they go back to other women and infect them. STD's are dangerous. The government needs to regulate Parisite's crotch. That's for damn sure.

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