Jessica Simpson has been wearing a rooster pendant around her neck, because it’s a substitute for the lack of sex she's been having. She tells Allure magazine, “This is my cock! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. I don’t have a cock at the moment, so I wear one around my neck. I found this when I was antiquing. I saw it and said to myself, I’ve found my cock! I’ve found my man!”
Luv it! Where can I find one?source
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The shopping cart pic is so creative. Jessica looks pretty. Cock necklace? Nice.
ReplyDeleteNasty and twisted
ReplyDeleteDidn't she say that the first time she had sex with Nick he was so small she couldn't feel it? So why does she need to find a cock?
ReplyDeleteShe's a liar. She is totally getting cock. She's just able to hide it from US!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe didn't wait till marriage to have sex...she said when she first had sex with Nick it felt so good she couldn't stop HAVING SEX WITH HIM...OK WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD AT ALL. That's why girls who are forced to be or pretend to be Christians usually are sluts and lie.
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