Lindsay Lohan: Shut It Up

Lindsay Lohan to Elle Magazine,

On dating:

"I say things that aren't true a lot. If I was dating one person (I'd) probably tell them I was dating someone else and then I'd call my friend and be like: 'Do you mind if I say that we're dating?'"

"If I'm going to give my body to someone, I'd rather them not be with other people, but I want to be able to (date) if I like someone else. I don't think I've had enough experience with dating one guy for a long time."

On what she always wanted to be:

"I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."

People also claims Lindsay constantly complains about the papparazzi, but said she "still sort of" loves her media attention.

It's time for Lindsay to shut up. In the past, Linds has said she's honest. By reading her statements in her interviews... okay, we get it, you're honest. But this kind of honesty makes you sound dumb honey.

Linds is morphing into Anna Nicole. Anna loves Marilyn, Anna sounds dumb as hell when she talks, and Linds is on her way there. Lindsay needs to start wearing a muzzle. In the right v-neck dress, with a big necklace, a muzzle would look sexy on her. Or she should say she has a sore throat, smoke during her entire interviews and only talk about her movies. Saying less could work, but I'd still go with the muzzle just to be on the safe side.

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