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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Tom Cruise Should Have Busted His Girdle Wide Open

He got to eating as the food was being prepared at his publicity stunt wedding.
Tom Cruise couldn't wait to start eating at his wedding to Katie Holmes, it has been claimed.

The "Top Gun" actor - who reportedly wore a corset to hide the weight he has gained when the couple tied the knot in Italy last month - began gobbling pizzas as soon as they were cooked after the ceremony.


Princess Maria Odescalchi who hosted the wedding at her family's castle revealed to Hello magazine: "Tom at one point started eating pizzas in the kitchen as they were making them!"


Odescalchi gushed: "Tom likes the very simple things in life."
Tom ate. He's wearing a girdle. This is good. He can't do any action movies right now while he's all bent outta shape. But why the eff can't he do sumthin' bout those butter teeth? Can't believe Katie kisses that. I totally believe this story. It's like the more Tom eats, the less he brushes. Narsty.


source: bang showbiz

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