Steven was at a Washington, DC concert over the weekend with his college friends when he suddenly got the urge to urinate. Too lazy to get up and walk to a restroom, Steven decided to whip out his wang and piss over the balcony. Lipski sprayed his juices all over the crowd below. Staffers caught him mid-piss and the po po hauled him outta there. He's being charged with simple assault for the incident and is also suffering public humiliation.
The dork is on damage control, claiming that he'll abstain from drinking.
"I've resolved not to touch alcohol again," Lipski told reporters outside his home.Sure.
Sad thing is, no moist concert attendees went up to the balcony to set him straight. I can't imagine getting piss in your hair, on your clothes, probably in your food, eyes. GROSS!
Steven said he's not resigning, but can he be impeached for this?
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