Prince William, Paris Hilton and Prince William Christina Aguilera at Club Together

Prince William must be unaware that he is sandwiched between various strains of unnamed STDs, horse hair wigs and excessive makeup and silicone as he gets friendly with Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton, exchanging phone numbers with both of them.I wanna know what they're talkin' bout!!!Went down like this:

Prince William spotted Xtina, walked over to her and sat his royal arse down. The two were sitting closely, "flirting" like crazy and they exchanged digits.

Then the infested heiress came up, sitting down unannounced. At that point Prince Harry left the table. He wants to have kids someday, doesn't wanna go sterile. Paris sitting her skank ass down apparently upset Xtina but she didn't wanna go ghetto in front of rotalty. Paris and William also exchanged numbers and were friendly.

Think about it, who did Prince William approach first? The one without the diseases. Paris' wonk also influenced the prince's preference.

The wonk is scary business. You dunno whether you should look directly at it, take a quick glimpse then focus on sumthin else, twitch, tell her to fix it, or try to see if its eyelid moves at the same pace of her normal eye. It's work figuring out what to do when you're talking to someone with a fugged up eye. There's a lot that must be figured out first before any attempts should be made, proceeding only if you're exercising proper precautionary steps and have quick reflex reactions.

Christina's bat boy was also in the club. Poor thing is just like a backdrop, effing scenery when Christina wants to talk to other, more attractive people within the same venues.

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