Jennifer Aniston will do whatever it takes to hold John Mayer's attention. Who knew she never spent the night before? It should be mandatory that both people in a relationship spend time at each other's house, at least to snoop around for nude pics of the skank you're being cheated on with and review issue dates of the STD prescriptions buried underneath clothes in the top dresser drawer's back left corner.
It's kind of freaky that I'm able to report that Jenny Maniston went to John Player's house around 9:30 p.m. last night for a late night bang and sleepover.
Jennifer was reportedly dressed "casually" in jeans with her hair down as she rode in the back of her security detail's car, arriving to John's crib. She was rocking a big overnight bag. This "small gesture" is reportedly a big step in their relationship.
When they dated the first time around John would always go to Jen's house because John has a typical bachelor bad; it needs new paint, it's beat down with overgrown trees and he doesn't have items in the fridge other than "a six-pack of beer."
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