Grey's Anatomy Spoilers, Season 5 Lesbians Callie and Dr. Hahn's relationship

With the exception of their lip lock that took place during the previous season's finale, Callie and the buxom Hahn have only been having sex via conversations. An entire month's worth of episodes later and still NO action!

My other issue with the lesbians on Grey's Anatomy is that Hahn's character is underdeveloped. We know nothing about her past or why she wants to order Callie's fish taco instead of sausage. In fact, she comes across as a cold bitch, incapable of even becoming moistened to begin with. All we know about her is that she hates Yang and needs to get over it.

So I've found my own solution. Here are a few Callie and Hahn scene suggestions since Grey's writers have yet to remedy this tragic girl on girl absentee situation:

1) Callie gets her uniform shirt tailored a few inches shorter, walks in front of Hahn, bends over, revealing a snug fitting, red lace thong. They screw in the stock room.

2) Hahn flat irons her hair and asks Callie if she likes it. Callie says, "I don't know. I have to see your bush before I can comment on the hair on top of your head." They hurry to the bathroom where they give each other nude lap dances.

3) Callie walks into the same elevator Hahn is riding in. They finger each other under the table in the cafeteria.

4) Hahn insults Callie in front of her colleagues in an attempt to disguise their luvin. That same night Callie makes Hahn her sex slave. Ironically, both chicks are dressed up as dominatrix bitches just because.

Better yet, Callie and Hahn have all four scenes described above featured in one episode, gaining the ABC hit show lots of new lesbian fans. Ratings spike. Everyone's happy.

Call me, Shonda Rhimes!!!! I'll work for 1/2 of what you pay Grey's writers or I'll slap Katherine Heigl for you as compensation.

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