Benji Madden is Pussy Whip, Says He's in Love With Paris Hilton

And he wants to make her his wife.

A scientific study should be created to find out how a tall skank gets moist over a vertically challenged, chunky troll.

Benji Madden would like to set the record straight.

“Paris is the love of my life,” he tells Life & Style. “She’s the most beautiful woman in the world. These rumors are not only hurtful but completely false and absurd. She is my life and the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

I never give off any impression other than that I am madly in love with Paris. I am disgusted that people would make up such malicious lies. She is my life, my heart and my soul and is the most important thing in my life. No one exists but her. I am the most loyal guy in the world and would never even look at anyone else.”

And Paris?

“Benji and I have an amazing relationship and I trust him with my life. I don’t ever believe rumors regarding my love. I know he would never hurt me and he knows the same about me.”

I know from personal encounters that the Maddens are two of the nicest guys in Hollyweird, but that doesn't mean this match-up doesn't freak me the hell out!

What will their spawn look like? I really need one of those Conan O'Brien 'If They Mated' pictures. I'm thinkin' chubby, wide-faced kids with Siamese eyes, Paris' beak nose and some wonky wonk.

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