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Friday, September 19, 2008

Megan Fox Hates Disney, Megan Fox Sex Interview, Lesbian Lover

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I don't think there has ever been a female like Megan Fox, overtly and obviously sexy, who feels she must remind us that she's hot by saying things she thinks men want to hear.

I thought her repeatedly saying she has a high sex drive and loves sex, wants to be naked and the like would satiate her fame whoring, but nope. The insecure bitch is back again, this time saying she's gone the lesbian route with a stripper named Nikita. I don't even believe her. There was probably a Chiquita banana in the room at the time.

Megan, without footage I don't care and I don't believe you because you're pathetic. No wonder she's still with Brian Austin Green. She has no self-confidence. Uh... now that I think about it, that kind of does make her smokin' hot. Any guy will do.

The romance began when she was 18 and first living in L.A.
"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man, sorry, mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."
Fox said Nikita would do "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads." She added that she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.

Despite the relationship, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay.
"Look, I'm not a lesbian," she went on. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.
"I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands," she continued. "She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

Obsessed with Jenna Jameson, eh? That definitely means she's into men who look like frogs. Explains a lot.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous9:52 PM

    Men who look like frogs..teehee! Sorry, but she gets major points for wanting to strangle a mountain ox with her bare hands..thats the best thing I have read all day!

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