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Friday, January 04, 2008

Keep Guns Away From Idiots


Two Southern New Mexico men are recovering after accidentally shooting themselves while trying to trace a loaded .357-caliber Magnum as a pattern for a tattoo. The Otero County Sheriff's Department identified the men as Robert Glasser and Joey Acosta. Both are 22. The Sheriff's Department says deputies responded to the shooting in Chaparral on Thursday evening, but Glasser and Acosta were already on their way to a hospital in nearby El Paso. Authorities say Glasser was struck in the hand when the gun accidentally went off. Acosta was hit in the left arm. The injuries were not life-threatening.

Good lord, keep those jackholes in the hospital for their own sake! It's not like the tracing was actually going to look good. That's like tracing your hand on a piece of paper... Your knuckles always look all fat, distorted, wonky and shiznit! Congratulations on receiving the dumbass award you 'tards!

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