Flasher Sentenced

A man convicted of being a serial flasher told a court he could not be guilty as his genitals were too small. Michael Carney, 41, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women and showed the court photographs as proof.But the jury at Teesside Crown Court convicted the father-of-two, of Stockton, Teesside of seven counts of outraging public decency.

During the three-day trial the defendant told the court: "It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that. My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."

He showed the jury photographs taken by his wife to prove his claims. But the jury convicted him of flashing in front of six different women over a number of years.

* Oh my gosh. I'm guessing he didn't have an attorney? What kind of excuse is that, 'my penis is tiny!' His wife should file for divorce.

bbc, istock

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