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Sunday, June 24, 2007

Paris Hilton Words Of Wisdom

Paris Hilton called gets outta jail on Monday and she's gonna be like the new Mother Teresa or sumthin. Paris called Ryan Seacrest and gave the following interview:
"I'm so much more grateful for everything that I have, even just to have a pillow at night or food. You know my gratitude has gone up so much and I just realize that the media used me to make fun of and be mean about it. Frankly [I'm] sick of it and I want to use my fame in a good way.
Translation: I don't like being in jail, it sucks! If I do like charity stuff like Angelina Jolie people won't make fun of me anymore. That's the only reason why I want to use my fame in a good way. Haha!

"I am behind glass and I want to give my dad a big hug and they won't even let me do that. That's how the rules are, you have to be behind glass. I'm not a criminal, I'm not dangerous, so it makes me feel like that. It's hard but I'm stronger everyday."
Translation: I didn't know shit about jail! I'm like, OMG there's like glass?! WTF? I would fix my hair in my reflection. That was hot.

"I just can't wait to see my family and have a nice meal and be in my own bed and appreciate all the things I took for granted and never really thought much about."
Translation: I can't wait to eat really expensive food then barf it up. I'm dying to get in my bed and bang twice as many guys as I would before. I'm not taking dick for granted ever again! That's good shit. I never really thought much about it, I would just tell random guys to 'stick it in.' But I'm more compassionate now. I'll stick it in myself. I'll even be on top. There's just so much I have to be grateful for. Thinking makes my head hurt, but when you do, you can like come up with some like good ideas, ya know?

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