I kept my comments to a minimum, but I had to throw my two cents in on a few of these answers. New York is crazy!!! Here's her interview with Blender magazine.Blender: It's a typical Friday night at 11p.m. What is NY doing?
New York: soaking in the tub, having a little bit of champagne--eating some chips or popcorn. I'm just chillin', but not for long, because I'm going clubbing!
Blender: What was your school nickname?
New York: Can I say? oh, God. It was D-breath. D-I-C-K breath. But it wasn't true!
Blender: What wasn't true? That you had breath that smelled like dick?
New York: Right, not at all! You know what it is? My lips are so huge, so people say I got those DSLs, so they call me D-Breath.
* Dick Sucking Lips. Haha. Maybe I'm outta the loop. I only remember Howard Stern mentioning some girls with "good oral sex lips." Then again, "oral," "dick sucking," it's all the same.
Blender: How many people have you truly loved?
New York: Two people, with all my heart. Before Flav, I'd never been dumped. I'm a take charge kind of person so if a guy's not gonna listen to me, he's gonna get kicked to the curb.
Blender: If you were a man, who would you want to be?
New York: Donald Trump. He is rich, he is powerful, and he has great hair. Impeccable hair. He's probably packin' too.
* I totally disagree. Someone that cocky/insecure must be hung like a baby carrot.
Blender:If we drug tested you, what would we find?
New York: Lord have mercy! Two hits of naughtiness and a sprinkle of love potion no. 9.
Blender: What do you spend too much money on?
New York: Clothes. Makeup. My fabulous weaves. And my bling. I love bling. BLING, BLING, BLING, baby! I'm materialistic. I don't know if it's right or wrong, but it's me.
Blender: What is God wearing right now?
New York: A long chiffon white robe of love and forgiveness. And he's just being godly, because he's so big, and so gorgeous, and so magnificent.
Blender: Sounds like he's headlining in Vegas.
New York: He is! He's everywhere!
Blender: What's you favorite swear word, and can you use it in a sentence?
New York: Fuck. Fuck this, fuck that, and fuck you too!
Blender:How would you characterize your taste in sex?
New York: I like it very passionate, very deep. I like it rough. When I'm having sex, I don't want to mistake it for anything other than sex, so you can slap me around, baby.
* New York's so dumb. I luv her!
Blender: When was your last booty call?
New York: The night before last. I got pleasured. I got served. That's the only way I do it. I am always in control of the intimacy, so I made the call. And he got his ass over there quick.
Blender: Who was the last person you punched?
New York: My ex-boyfriend, a few days ago. It got a little physical, and I capped his ass. He wanted to know why i didn't ask him to be on the show.
Blender: What do you think people who don't like you say about you?
New York: They say "B*tch. I didn't like you at first, but you're cool." Now I say, "Yeah, bitch, I know, that's why I've got the No. 1 show on VH1."
Blender: Are you a genius?
New York: Yes, because, I have a third eye and I can see the future.
Blender: What's in your future, New York?
New York: My third eye says I am going to meet my soulmate in four years. He's coming from a warm climate. He is taller than me, nice build. He has large feet. and he's going to make me very happy.
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