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Friday, March 02, 2007

Kelis: My Racial Slurs Bring All The Cops To The Yard

Kelis was arrested this morning in Miami after screaming racial slurs at undercover cops posing as hookers. Er, why? Kelis dresses like a $5 ho on most days...

Ms. Milkshake started going off and began to run towards the cops. Luvin' it! She's so dangerous her friends apparently had to hold her back. No one knows what racial slurs she screamed or why she took it there in the first place.

Kelis started screaming racial slurs at the women. She continued screaming and rushed toward them, and had to be restrained by friends, a police report said.

According to the report, Kelis' "actions caused people walking by to stop and form a crowd. The sidewalk was blocked by the disturbance, causing people to walk in the street and causing traffic to stop."
Duh, traffic stopped! That's how you do when you're ghetto. Why have a lil argument when you can create a scene?! I'm crowning this bitch the ghetto fabulous Michael Richards.

Unfortunately, no word on whether or not someone was capturing her breakdown on their camera phone.

Kelis has been charged with two misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and for resisting arrest.

Street cred!


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