American Idol Catfight

All this fighting is why I don't watch this show, plus Randy Jackson's "dog" and "Yo factor" statements make me nauseous.

On last nights American Idol, Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest went at it like two freshman bitches trying to bang the same senior.

Their bitch fight went down like so:

Ryan: "We have a question from Georgia. What do you consider the hardest part of this contest?"

Melinda Doolittle: "Wow. I would have to say the high heels and these dresses. I like my tennis shoes and my sweat pants. I'm sorry."

Ryan: "Simon, any advice on the high heels?"

Simon: "You should know, Ryan."

Ryan: "Stay out of my closet, Simon."

Simon: "Well, come out."

Ryan: "This is about the top twelve. Okay? Not your wishes...We're friends."

Let's just say Ryan is actually gay, does he need to come out?! Any bitches think he's hot? He's a smug looking manorexic plus he's kinda short. Ewww. You know he'd be the girl in the relationship... or not.

American Idol is so annoying! Yes, more annoying than me. That's saying something.