Brought to you by Us magazine.Before checking into Promises rehab center for her 2nd time, A bald headed Britney Spears went to L.A.'s Mondrian hotel to sunbathe. She couldn't get a room because she didn't have credit cards or cash.
So being the resourceful hick that she is, Britney stripped down to her bra and panties poolside, then shaved her legs in the pool bathroom. Why not? Don't put that good body to waste! If you got it, flaunt it, bitch. Then Britney made some new friends, and true friends share germs, so Brit Brit put on some stranger's bikini.
Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit.Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where -- after changing into a borrowed bikini -- she raided the minibar.
“She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them.”
Does it really sound like Britney should be following strangers to their hotel room to put on their bikini, then grabbing their alcohol? You know she didn't leave a tip either. That ain't country, honey. It's not even ghetto. It's actually... a really good idea! Free alcohol is always a good idea.
Let's hope rehab's working. But can it make Britney smart? Less dumbass?
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