Someone Wants To Marry Kevin Federline?!

John Waters, the man behind the cult classic Pink Flamingos and the Hollywood-to-Broadway-back-to-Hollywood phenomenon Hairspray has a not-so-secret obsession with Britney Spears' ex, Kevin Federline.

"I'm a big fan of K-Fed," he told Canadian magazine Mclean's. "That's who I want to marry! What did he do that was so wrong? She's the idiot.

She's the one who gave him the Ferrari. And he looks good whether he's all cleaned up or long-haired and sleazy."

Waters even supports Kevin's music career, having sent his poor assistant to buy K-Fed's CD, Playing With Fire, as soon as it hit he shelves!

"She was so mad, she almost quit. She kept saying: 'I'm not doing it. Please don't make me buy it.' But she finally did. I consider it a prized possession; I haven't even taken it out of the wrapper."

So it comes as no surprise whose side the director is on in Kevin and Britney's brewing custody battle of sons Sean and Jayden.

"He's been the gentleman since they split up. I hope he gets the kids — he deserves them more than she does. You don't see him out there getting out of limousines and flashing his shaved crotch."

What's wrong with the fact that Britney shaves her crotch?! And if he's so in love with K-Fed why didn't he unwrap his cd yet? The obsession would die there.


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