Paula Abdul Says She Was Never Drunk On American Idol

She tells Entertainment Weekly that she was not, in fact, intoxicated. Instead, it was simple misunderstanding.

“Last year, when no one understood what I was saying, and even though I’ve never been drunk in my life, I’m accused of filling my Coca-Cola cup with alcohol. Yeah, that was really fun for me,” she said.

Of course, most of those accusations came live from host Ryan Seacrest.

I wish the dumb ho would hurry up and get into rehab. But her slurring does entertain me. Hmmm... actually, I prefer her drunk, high, whatever it is that she does.

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