Parisite Hilton Has Been Fired

The Associated Press reports:

Two nightclubs known as Club Paris will no longer be associated with their namesake — Paris Hilton, according to the club's owner.

Fred Khalilian said he "fired" the hotel heiress because she has failed to attend scheduled appearances at the location in downtown Orlando.

The troubles started two years ago when Hilton showed up six hours late for the grand opening, Khalilian said.

"She's created a circus for herself," he said. "It's all about: How has she screwed up now?"

Instead of Club Paris representing Hilton, it will stand for the city. He plans to hold a competition to find the new face of his clubs.

Hilton's spokesman Elliot Mintz said, "I'm certainly disappointed to learn of Fred's unfortunate comments." Mintz said. "We shall address his statements at the appropriate time."

Don't know why the club manager's complaining bout Parisite not showing up. Didn't he want his club to remain open? Profitable? If all the clubgoers come down with infections, word on the street would spread. Parisite's a bio hazard and the entire community of Orlando is now healthier and safer. Good move.