Lindsay Lohan Turned Down Federsperm, So He Called Her Firecrotch

Looks like KFed is ready to move on, and has his sights set on Lindsay Lohan. The newly single "rapper" reportedly texted Lohan to say, "We should hang out."

Lohan, however, was less than thrilled with the offer. "She was totally grossed out," said a friend. And another added, "She thought it was hilarious."

When the Bobby actress replied, "Why would I hang out with you?", Federline reportedly texted back and called her a "firecrotch." "She couldn't believe he was so pathetic," said a source.

At least firecrotch has a career. I hope Linds cussed him out.


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