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Monday, January 08, 2007

Kelly Clarkson Is A Dork

Why was the thunder thighed ho trying to remind folk that she's famous?
Kelly Clarkson and her brother made a splash the other night at the Mandarin Oriental.

As the pop cutie sipped white wine with party promoter Jay Galvin and Jason Clarkson, "the brother suddenly spilled a glass of whiskey all over himself," reports The Post's Jana Winter.

Then just before the stroke of midnight, Clarkson got up and announced to everybody within ear shot: "I have to go to bed. I have to sing tomorrow!"
Shut it up, Kelly. And give me some new tunes beeyotch.


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