David Beckham Is Moving To LA

David Beckham will leave his team, Real Madrid at the end of the season to move to Los Angeles. Becks is bringin' his whole crew of course, the fam, the Posh and they'll settle in California so he can play soccer for the LA Galaxy. He has a 5-year contract with the team now.

David told Reuters,

“After discussing several options with my family and my advisors to either stay here in Madrid or join other major British and European teams I have decided to join LA Galaxy and play in the MLS from August this year.

"I would like to thank supporters and the people of Madrid who have made my family and I so welcome in my time here making this an extremely difficult decision to make.

"I have enjoyed my time here enormously and I am extremely grateful to the club for giving me an opportunity to play for such a great team and their amazing fans.”

No one knows how much cheddar Becks will make but many speculate that he'll pocket much more than his current $250 Million contract.

Posh is moving to LA? I may run into her alien head. I'm sure to spot her out in large crowds, but if she starts hanging out with Parisite, Blohan or Britney I'm gonna pull out her weave.

Shit, she took out her weave so she can have better sex. Hmmm, I'll, I'll,... just tell her I think she's great and ask for an autograph instead. Works for me. :)