The Couple That Does Coke Together Stays Together

Rumors are flying that Kate Moss and Pete Doherty will wed sometime this week in West London. Doherty has reportedly invited his bandmates to witness the civil ceremony.

"Both Kate and Pete have invited close friends and family to meet them [at the venue] on Friday," a source told a British paper. The quiet event is expected to be followed by a more lavish celebration on January 18 in Ibiza.

"Kate and Pete will travel out to the island a couple of days ahead of the party, in time for her 33rd birthday on January 16. Everyone else has been told to get there on the 18th and lots have already booked their flights."

I'd be so screwed if I was invited to a crackhead wedding. Should I buy them dishes for heating up their nose candy, or should I bring them a business card for a rehab facility? Decisions. Decisions. Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are the new Bobby and Whitney.



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