You Want Some Gum?

A piece of gum chewed by Jessica Simpson is being auctioned off on eBay.

The blonde actress discarded the candy as she was preparing to shoot a kissing scene with her co-star Dane Cook in their movie "Employee of the Month."

Jessica, 26, gave the gum to an extra on set who rather than throw it away has decided to make a quick buck.

"Acypress" writes on eBay: "Yes, I was an extra in the movie starring Jessica Simpson and sat next to her for 2 days of filming in Albuquerque."

"Jessica was chewing gum when shooting started and asked if we would mind her putting her gum in a napkin on our table."

"I joked that I would sell it on eBay. She said, 'Go for it. You might make 99 cents.'"

"Here's that pale blue gum. It was in her mouth so it has her DNA on it so you can clone her."

The seller will also provide a letter of authenticity, some gossip from the film and a "head shot to the winning bidder so that they have proof that I am sitting next to Jessica in the movie."

Bidding currently stands at $56. Auction ends Dec.4.

Who the eff is this nerd?! Just cuz I would do something like this doesn't mean anyone else should. When I do pathetic shit like this, I start trends. Well,... maybe that's what this is?

Anyway, Christmas is almost here, get to eBay. Dunno what's worse, the shoe Buckwild threw on Flavor Of Love, K-FedEx shirts, or Jessica's gum? When are we gonna get to bid on empty bottles of Parisite's various STD medications?


Source: BANG Showbiz