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Monday, November 20, 2006

Tom Cruise And Kating Holmes Got Married

Just in case you didn't know, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes tied the knot on Saturday in Rome. I won't blog the details cuz these two couldn't possibly be any more annoying than they are, but besides the whole premise of this wedding being disturbing, I find a few things particularly offensive bout this extravagant publicity stunt.

1. - Apparently Tom and Katie had a three-minute kiss, prompting attendees to yell, "Stop! Stop!" after it became clear they were oblivious to their guests - yuck.

2. Crazy Cruise announced his engagement to Katie around two years ago after only dating her for a few months, made sure he knocked her up first, told the media bout his wedding 2 months in advance, had a Scientology wedding in a historically catholic city, Rome, then he had fireworks go off after they exchanged vows in a castle. Is it that serious? WTF?! I CANNOT wait for this divorce.3. Besides the fact that Tom looks emotionless and his ass is 5'7 while Katie is 5'9, he had his bitch crouch down, probably wear flats, while his lil ass stood on a stool for this pic. Why is he hiding his right leg?

4. And the most disturbing factor of the Tomkat bullshit wedding? Katie's hair. Why does the bitch have some baby hair/bang shit going on at the top of her fo'head?! Did she pay to get her shit done? Her strands look beat down. I could do a better job.

* That being said, I'm loving Katie's veil. That shit is HAWT!! I want one just like it. Good job Armani.


You can find all the wedding details here, and here.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:27 AM

    this whole wedding thing just seems very odd... not real @ all. .

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  2. Anonymous12:14 PM

    Just a side note about her hair....after you have a baby, your hair starts falling out. It looks to me that her hair is just re-growing.
    I have the same stupid ass "bangs" after having my kids.

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  3. Thanks. I haven't heard that before?! =0

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