Jennifer Aniston went on "Oprah" to tell the world she and Vince Vaughn are still together. We apologize to Vaughn for reporting on Oct. 11 that the "The Wedding Crashers" star had been photographed "making out" with a "mystery blonde" at a party in London.
The item, first reported in the London Sun, was incorrect. We're advised Vaughn was merely greeting a friend at the event and not kissing her "passionately." Any suggestion that the actor was being unfaithful to Aniston is totally false.
From what we understand, the New York Post received a well-versed letter from the offices of Hollywood power firm Lavely & Singer, which reps Vaughinston's interests.Can you imagine being all rich and powerful like this? People piss you off, so you say: Bow down bitch, kiss my ass, lick my balls, apologize, or I'm going to sue you asshole?!!
After several conversations between News Corp.'s legal team and editor Col Allan, a decision was handed down to Johnson: Apologize for the original item, or the Vaughn will very likely make good on his threats to sue.
(Britain's Daily Mail and The Sun remain on the list of remaining targets.)
You scare people, get them to cower and print apologies for the world to see. How good must that feel. Awwwwww...
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I'm sure than gentle giant would've stomped the snot out of Richard Johnson if he knew that the scavenger wouldn't have sued him for that. Fuck it, I'm going to find the petulant hater and flog him for Vince. No one talks shit about Baba Ganoush like that!
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