Up To Speed: what happened over the weekend

Fergie graces the cover of Complex magazine.
Fergie Ferg left her fug at home. She looks pretty in these shots. Gotta luv her body. Makes ya wanna hit the gym.


The papparazzi took shots of Parisite with weed in her purse
and her publicist, Elliot Mintz insisted:

"Things are not always as they appear. It would be unfair to draw any conclusions based solely on these photos."

Being Parisite's publicist is hard work, but he couldn't come up with something better?

Shanna Moakler's saying she didn't punch Parisite. Shanna's rep said:

"Shanna exchanged words with Paris. Stavros entered and said he was going to 'hit' and 'beat' Shanna. Shanna replied, 'You're going to hit me? I'm a woman.' Stavros then shoved her downstairs, twisted her wrists behind her back and poured a drink on her."

On Extra TV, Shanna also said, "I absolutely did not punch Paris Hilton."

Maybe Shanna's saying she didn't punch Paris because of the ongoing investigation? I still luv her. I choose to believe Shanna punched Parisite. Denial is comforting.

And Scarlett Johansson has her best spread in the October issue of Flaunt magazine. Here's Scarlett with a nude Dita von Teese.




Scarlett's not afraid to take risks and look sexy while she's taking 'em. These pics are absolutely flawless! Luv it.


source
source
source