Surprise, Surprise: Bones Can't Handle Sex For More Than A Minute

Bitch is into quickies:

Just days before Nicole Richie's split with Brody Jenner a lady shrieked when she opened the restroom door at swanky Beverly Hills eatery, Kate Mantilini and discovered the emaciated “Simple Life” star and “Princes of Malibu” hunk Brody – who were definitely NOT rehearsing for a new reality TV show together – wrapped tighter than snakes and lip-locked closerthanthis!

Red-faced, the lady closed the door, then clocked a good five minutes before the heavy-breathers exited.

When the pent-up lady finally got in and concluded business, she found evidence of Nicole and “Prince” Brody’s hot struggle – his wallet on the floor – but gritted her teeth and dropped it on their table as she exited.

Back in the spring, Nicole was forced to deny that she had a bathroom quickie with Jason Mewes of “Jay and Silent Bob” fame after his pal, director Kevin Smith, let the news slip during a speech at a school. He said that Nicole “made a man” of Mewes in less than a minute in a bathroom stall.

Homophobe Busta Rhymes also claims to have given it to Nicole “real quick.”

Brody Jenner's goods were put to waste. When you got Brody, you better last for more than a minute. At like 84 pounds, I'm surprised Bones can go at it at all. Nothing makes ya smile like a story bout an emaciated whore burning calories in bathroom stalls. Go Bones. Go. Now eat something bitch.

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