That's not very nice. He actually looks like a real person who has a Maytag and doesn't have to scrub his dirty sheets against his stomach. C'mon, a little humanity, please, 'cause you know you'd hit it faster than Andy Dick's car would a lamp post.
LOL Joy... Hey I don't even need to actually look at him when I hit it.. Isn't his nose a 2nd penis? I'll just hit that... hahaha. Seriously the nose freaks me out.
Only if he promised to suck it in.
That's not very nice. He actually looks like a real person who has a Maytag and doesn't have to scrub his dirty sheets against his stomach. C'mon, a little humanity, please, 'cause you know you'd hit it faster than Andy Dick's car would a lamp post.
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ReplyDeleteMore men need to be made fun of when they have a gut tho. When a female is above size 0, she's considered obese.
Until people embrace the jelly on both men and women, than Owen needs to suck that shit in if he wants to get anywhere near my panties.
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LOL Joy... Hey I don't even need to actually look at him when I hit it.. Isn't his nose a 2nd penis? I'll just hit that... hahaha. Seriously the nose freaks me out.
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