Nobody Likes Paula Abdul

$26,000 - this crazy bitch was begging for rejection.

Singer Paula Abdul's foray into the world of eBay has ended without success - after an auction to win a day with the American Idol judge received no bids.

Fox TV executives had hoped for a bidding war over the VIP package, which included two first-class tickets to Los Angeles, a $2,225 shopping spree, and a backstage meeting with the star.

The auction was intended to raise money for multiple sclerosis charities, but the $26,000 asking price proved such a deterrent that the listing was removed from the site after four days.

An eBay spokesperson says, "This sort of charity auction usually makes a mint. It's kind of sad that nobody wanted to bid on Paula."

I wouldn't spend a quarter on her annoying, drunk, illiterate ass! What kind of psychedelic drugs is she on? DAMN. Her shit must be workin' overtime. Voices in her head are telling her she's worth at least $26,000?! Bitch,... NOT so much - literally. Opening bid should start at 3 pesos.


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