Murphy's Law For Federsperm?

Federsperm recently declared: "If you want to hate me, cool, hate me. You know why? Because all it's going to do is help me."

... but, apparently, hate doesn't sell tickets.

No one in New York wants to hear Kevin Federline rap. Our spies at Webster Hall say that so few $20 tickets have been sold for Federline's Nov. 4 show that "we may just cancel it. New Yorkers are clearly not fans of 'Popozao' [Federline's pathetic first single]."

Britney Spears' hubby - who claims he is the most underrated person in Hollywood - should be used to rejection by now. We hear his Cleveland show was also canceled due to lack of interest.

$20?! That shit reminds me of Paula Abdul's price tag. It's just not gonna work when people help (hate) you. If big acts can do MTV's $2 shows, than clearly Federsperm should be charging 50 cents at the door. Homeless people would be willing to step inside to get outta the cold. Winter's approaching.

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