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Friday, October 27, 2006

I Would Have Recognized Parisite Hilton

Paris Hilton has been left red-faced after being mistaken for herself.

Parisite and Pamela Anderson were dining at Los Angeles' lavish Koi restaurant last week when another customer approached the heiress and apologetically said: "Don't take this the wrong way, but you look like Paris Hilton."

The New York Daily News newspaper says the embarrassed - and offended - heiress replied: "I am Paris Hilton."

The encounter is not Paris' only social snub in recent weeks. She was reportedly been banned from another A-list party.

Paris was told not to show up at the week-long Esquire Show House event in Los Angeles because organisers "don't want her type there."
Clearly, this customer needs some glasses. All that crotch scratching would let me know some bitch in the restaurant has crabs. Then, I would notice Parisite's hair extensions, beak nose, and wonky eye, ... and somehow I would make the connection.

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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous1:37 PM

    I wouldn't give that bitch a facial if her face was on fire.

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